Doctors rip head off baby during botched childbirth - Polidicks

[h2]A BIRTH went horribly wrong when doctors pulled off a baby’s head as they struggled to deliver him.[/h2] [img]http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article173286.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/a-midwife-and-a-pregnant-woman-pic-pa-982386961.jpg[/img] [quote=Mirror] The gruesome blunder happened after the tot’s shoulders became stuck. [b]Mum Maria Viera Alcilne Amoin said she knew *something was wrong when she heard a crack and a medic shout: “Marcos, are you crazy?”[/b] The 22-year-old was rushed to theatre to have the *headless body of her baby removed by caesarean. She said at least five doctors had tried for six hours to deliver her son naturally at the hospital in Aracaju, Brazil. Mum-of-three Maria added: “I felt something coming out, but it was too small. "Then I realised it was just the head. They just rushed me into theatre.” Her family plan to sue doctors, saying the 12lb baby was too big for a natural birth. The hospital is investigating. Maria was too ill to attend the funeral of her son, named Neymar after the Brazilian footballer. Her gran Jacqueline de Jesus said: [b]“We are hurting so bad. We’re devastated.”[/b] [/quote] [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/doctors-rip-off-head-of-baby-during-839613[/url] [url]http://justkhaotic.com/2012/05/black-news/doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-off-as-mother-struggles-to-give-birth-in-brazilian-hospital/[/url] [url]http://postracial.net/2012/05/20/doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-off-as-mother-struggles-to-give-birth-in-brazilian-hospital/[/url] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146742/Doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-mother-struggles-birth-Brazilian-hospital.html[/url] [url]http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Doctors-Accidentally-Tear-Babys-Head-off-as-Mother-Struggles-to-Give-Birth-in-Brazilian-Hospital-152155095.html[/url]

Just, how?

Jesus fucking christ how do you even do that

How do you actually mess up THAT bad? I mean, they say the baby was too big to be born properly, but what the shit.

That has to be the most horrifying thing to ever witness while giving birth.

Oh man, that doctor is [B]fucked.[/B]

Wait, what the fuck, is it standard procedure to pull on a babies fucking head or some shit? Holy shit that's literally the dumbest shit I've read all day, really what the actual ever loving fuck.

As an EMT I can think of about 10 different things that they did wrong.

Sounds like a death metal song title, Decapitation birth regardless, that's pretty fucked up

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36027172]Jesus fucking christ how do you even do that[/QUOTE] Newborns are extremely brittle. Nothing new.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;36027254]Newborns are extremely brittle. Nothing new.[/QUOTE] Yeah they are brittle, but if you're exerting enough force to rip the newborns head off, then you need to be fired from your job or at least relearn how to birth.

That mum is going to be scarred forever.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;36027254]Newborns are extremely brittle. Nothing new.[/QUOTE] Well yea, except the guy who did it would obviously know that and would know how much force is too much force

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027244]As an EMT I can think of about 10 different things that they did wrong.[/QUOTE] God dammit Marcos!

I don't even know what to say. Wow. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Also, when a doctor has just decapitated a newborn baby, I doubt I would be saying "are you crazy". More like "What the fuck is wrong with you, you absolute retard."

They could at least have used some fucking lube so the baby wouldn't have gotten stuck like that. I hope she sues the shit out of them.

Pulling does not help, it doesn't make the child go out faster. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DamagePoint;36027313]They could at least have used some fucking lube so the baby wouldn't have gotten stuck like that. I hope she sues the shit out of them.[/QUOTE] The problem with child birth is that the vaginal wall is TOO lubricated. You need to sometimes catch the baby when it exits the body.

For fuck saike

[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;36027298]Also, when a doctor has just decapitated a newborn baby, I doubt I would be saying "are you crazy". More like "What the fuck is wrong with you, you absolute retard."[/QUOTE] I don't think I'd be able to say anything once you've seen a baby get its head ripped off I don't think you'd entirely understand what happened at first, unless you've got an incredibly cold clinical view of the world

[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;36027298]I don't even know what to say. Wow. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Also, when a doctor has just decapitated a newborn baby, I doubt I would be saying "are you crazy". More like "What the fuck is wrong with you, you absolute retard."[/QUOTE] Maybe the medic didn't see what happened, just saw him presumably yanking on the baby. Also I don't even think a doctor could witness something like this without getting sick.

Oh god, imagine being the doctor and fucking up THAT bad. Fucking traumatizing, especially for the parents.

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027318] The problem with child birth is that the vaginal wall is TOO lubricated. You need to sometimes catch the baby when it exits the body.[/QUOTE] Obviously that wasn't the case this time though. Although I guess it sounds like the baby was probably too big, so he would have gotten stuck anyway.

Well someone's losing their license.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36027346] Also I don't even think a doctor could witness something like this without getting sick.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure you know how serious the medical field is. All the worse possible shit goes through it. If you're a doctor who gets really sick over seeing something like that, then there's no way you managed to get through internship. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DamagePoint;36027357]Obviously that wasn't the case this time though. Although I guess it sounds like the baby was probably too big, so he would have gotten stuck anyway.[/QUOTE] It has nothing to do with lubrication. Dumping lubrication wouldn't have helped at all.

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027417]I'm not sure you know how serious the medical field is. All the worse possible shit goes through it. If you're a doctor who gets really sick over seeing something like that, then there's no way you managed to get through internship.[/QUOTE] I know it gets extremely bad, and I didn't say "really sick" but still, we're talking about seeing a newborn baby's head get ripped off. I wouldn't think anyone can be completely numb to a sight like that.

Always third world/developing countries

Man...I just looked at my username, and looked at the thread I just posted... I think I need to go sit down and rethink my life

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36027425]I know it gets extremely bad, and I didn't say "really sick" but still, we're talking about seeing a newborn baby's head get ripped off.[/QUOTE] Trust me, more than likely, he has seen worse and lots of it.

“Marcos, are you crazy?” A fucking understatement, that mother will be scarred for life, poor dear.

oh god :(