• Kitten train attempts to bring peace to Ukraine
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[img]http://imgkk.com/i/8gl8.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27438838[/url] [quote]A train carriage adorned with kittens and a chequered background is due to make its maiden voyage between the Ukrainian city of Lviv in the west and Odessa in the south-east as a gesture of friendship. The venture has been put together by activists in the west who are trying to dispel rumours about anti-Russian neo-Nazi groups that have been circulating in the east, ZIK TV in Lviv reports. On the outside, the carriage has kittens, a patterned background, and a message saying "keep calm". Inside, the carriage is furnished with teddy bears, books and cushions donated by the public. Its first journey is planned for 20 May, activist Kostyantyn Kovalyshyn tells the BBC. The Public Sector of the Lviv Maydan, a pro-EU group in the west, says it hopes the train will promote commonly-shared values such as "cosiness, calm and the long-forgotten feeling of confidence in what is going to happen tomorrow", according to their Facebook page. Russian TV - widely watched in eastern Ukraine - routinely portrays residents of western Ukraine as violent neo-Nazis bent on attacking Russian-speakers in the east.[/quote]
*insert pussy riot joke here*
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7u6yYkTaZU[/MEDIA]
what a bunch of pussies
If it's filled to the brim with pussy I'm confident it could bring some peace. :v:
Yes, kittens, of all things, will bring peace to this crisis :v:
KITTY!
I bet it gets firebombed when it reaches odessa
And then, the doors open, and seemingly infinite amount of kittens floods out, seemingly managing to bring peace to Ukraine. Ukraine unites once again, everyone stops fighting and a new government is chosen. That government then leads Ukraine to become a strong country. [sp]But then it turns out that the kittens are Russian and it's a Russian kitten invasion. The kittens then use their kitten magic to make the government merge Ukraine with Russia.[/sp] Afterwards, these trains start to appear in other countries.
[QUOTE=smurfy;44824261]A train carriage adorned with kittens and a chequered background is due to make its [b]maiden voyage[/b] between the Ukrainian city of Lviv in the west and Odessa in the south-east as a gesture of friendship.[/QUOTE] A boat load of love <3
[QUOTE=Sableye;44824654]I bet it gets firebombed when it reaches odessa[/QUOTE] Of course Russia would be responsible for "The Great Kitten War of 2014."
Those cats in the OP picture look a bit old to be kittens. Although, still cute.
And then inside it are a bunch of Russian soldiers. It's the perfect trojan horse.
Time to ride the pussy train to freedom!
i expected a long line of cats just parading through ukraine i'm disappointed
One side kills a kitten on accident. War's back on.
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