[QUOTE]A group of MIT students decided to test the performance of different tinfoil beanies to see how various designs (the "classical," "fez" and "centurion") interacted with commonly used industrial radio applications. They found that all three designs actually amplified these mind control rays radio waves, suggesting that the tinfoil hat meme might be a false-flag operation engineered to trick the wily and suspicious into making it easier to beam messages into their skulls.
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
... We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere [2].
A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET's signal generator.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://boingboing.net/2012/10/01/tinfoil-hats-actually-amplify.html[/url]
That's what they want us to think...is it? :tinfoil: Munchkin's all a lie.
the government is trying to trick us! it's a fucking set up!!
Guys, I'm wearing my hat and people are telling me in my head that it is all lies.
we need hats of stealth bomber skin
[QUOTE] They found that all three designs actually amplified these mind control rays radio waves, suggesting that the tinfoil hat meme might be a false-flag operation engineered to trick the wily and suspicious into making it easier to beam messages into their skulls.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;MboBCANXF0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MboBCANXF0Q&feature=plcp[/video]
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38359279][B]THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE[/B]
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
They wrote this so you would think that's what they wanted you to believe so you will wear it anyway and become a mindless goverment puppet.
Wait, what mind control beams?
The problem here is that the hat needs to be all the way around the brain but the skull is in the way...If it covered your entire body it should work a lot better.
Oh I'll remember that the next time aliens try to abduct me...again
rofl
dumbfucking idiots, this is old knowledge, all us true foil hat users use lead
anyways anyone know why I have the taste of metal and my organs feel like they're on fire?
I don't know how people didn't pick up on this yet
I've been wearing my lead-rubber helmet for years now
So they finally admit mind-control beams exist!
:tinfoil:
I made a thread about some guy that made tin foil hats to stop aliens from communicating with him.
If anyone wants to dig it up that would be cool.
The numbers Mason!
Jokes on them, my house is lead.
But the Dark Ones can't read our minds with our tin foil hats! :tinfoil:
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I already heard this from Freeman's Mind. :sa-v:
Must be a slow week for MIT.
This is from 2005...
[QUOTE=Ericson666;38359371]Wait, what mind control beams?[/QUOTE]
hell yeah what the fuck
[QUOTE=Ericson666;38359371]Wait, what mind control beams?[/QUOTE]
The ones that Obongo uses to swing the election, duh
[QUOTE=shrinkme;38361965]I made a thread about some guy that made tin foil hats to stop aliens from communicating with him.
If anyone wants to dig it up that would be cool.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1077387&highlight=[/url]
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