FDA approves first male vibrator. Cures erectile dysfuntion.
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[url]http://gizmodo.com/5823928/these-tongs-are-actually-an-fda+approved-vibrator-for-men[/url]
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[release]These tongs have just been approved by the FDA. My first question was "what the hell are they for?" After reading the answer my second question was "WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY FOR?" Then I watched the video:According to the product page, Viberect "mimics rapid and repetitive manual/vaginal stimulation of the penis" to give you an erection and even achieve ejaculation, even if you have erectile dysfunction or spinal cord injuries. In other words, a high tech medical vibrator for men. This is how it works:
[b]Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.[/b][/release]
Glorious advances in science has been made.
It took this long?
But can you use it anally? Probably not, but that won't stop people from trying!
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[QUOTE=Lambeth;31309493]It took this long?[/QUOTE]
Yes yes, it took this long for the FDA to approve basically an E-stim.
A Dr. Scholl's back massage wand works equally well, FDA.:v:
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[B]Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.[/B][/release]
Basically, a boner
I've had a male vibrator for like 4 years now, what.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;31309532]Soo.. can we get this without having Erectile Dysfunction?[/QUOTE]
That's how capitalism works.
I'd like to know what tests they had to put this through in order to approve it and how awkward they were
[QUOTE=Wam;31309534]I've had a male vibrator for like 4 years now, what.[/QUOTE]
Must be the first male vibrator for the US
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it's gotta be what the tsa is actually looking for.
[QUOTE=Nikota;31309497]But can you use it anally? Probably not, but that won't stop people from trying![/QUOTE]
That's what regular vibrators are for.
Stick it inside a fleshlight.
[release][B]Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex[/B][/release]
Didn't understand shit but sounds like my dick is augmented or something.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;31309718][release][B]Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex[/B][/release]
Didn't understand shit but sounds like my dick is augmented or something.[/QUOTE]
I never asked for this.
[QUOTE=Wam;31309534]I've had a male vibrator for like 4 years now, what.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but this one won't make your penis fall off.
I wonder if they went through animal testing first.
the Food and Drug Administration approved it? It isn't a food or a drug...
Awesome, I'll take eight.
[QUOTE=faze;31311522]Awesome, I'll take eight.[/QUOTE]
You're finally becoming a crafty consumer.
hahahaha is it actually a cure or a temporary solution? hahaha
[QUOTE=geoface;31311889]hahahaha is it actually a cure or a temporary solution? hahaha[/QUOTE]
It's an E-stim that gives an erection so probably temporary. Walking around with a boner all the time would be awkward.
[QUOTE=Sweet_Water;31311856]You're finally becoming a crafty consumer.[/QUOTE]What? I enjoy ejaculating.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;31311469]the Food and Drug Administration approved it? It isn't a food or a drug...[/QUOTE]
Drug = Medicine. The vibrator is designed to cure/treat ED.
IS THAT A VIBERECT IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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no seriously imagine going around with a huge vibrating and buzzing boner
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;31312704]IS THAT A VIBERECT IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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no seriously imagine going around with a huge vibrating and buzzing boner[/QUOTE]
[I]"Oh, that's just my phone ringing"[/I]
Imagine if spikes would extend from the vibrating parts.
[QUOTE=kaine123;31313765]Imagine if spikes would extend from the vibrating parts.[/QUOTE]Rule 34.
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[b]Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.[/b][/release][/QUOTE]Am I the only one who thinks half of those words don't exist?
-there was a bad gay joke here-
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