Floor collapses under Weight Watchers meeting - Polidicks

[url]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6989291.ece[/url] [quote= Source]A floor collapsed beneath a group of about 20 members of Weight Watchers as they gathered to compare how many pounds they had shed over Christmas. Members of the weight-loss club were lining up to compare readings on the scales when they heard a bang as the floor came away from the walls of their meeting room in Växjö in southern Sweden. “We suddenly heard a huge thud – we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the those present told the Smålandsposten newspaper. They abandoned the room as the floor started to give way in other areas. No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is being investigated. The scales were not damaged and the weigh-in continued in a nearby corridor.[/quote] You just can't make this shit up :psyduck:

Heard that last night on Conan. Laughed my ass off.

I would make the obvious pun about them watching their weight, but it seems too proper for the moment. [B]Edit:[/B] Fine. Looks like they need to watch their weight. :smug:

I almost laughed maniacally.

I'm sure they lost a few pounds from that

The irony, oh how sweet it is.

haha oh god

Apparently they didn't lose very much weight.

-snip- *I pretty much posted what Maurice posted.*

ironic as it gets.

I'm glad no one was injured or I would have felt guilty for laughing at the title.

Were there heavy loses?

[QUOTE=Marcolade;19650180]-snip- *I pretty much posted what Maurice posted.*[/QUOTE] :ninja:

These people will never live this down.

I hope they weigh the problem out.

In [I]Sweden?[/I] I thought fat people on existed in America? Or at least, that's what Europeans would have us believe... But yeah. Irony. I wonder how much they lost, if any at all.

[QUOTE=Maurice;19650222]:ninja:[/QUOTE] :argh:

[QUOTE=Suttles;19650281]I hope they weigh the problem out.[/QUOTE] Oh, this is war then? Fat chance of that happening again.

That floor had to give weigh one weigh or another.

[QUOTE=Suttles;19650386]That floor had to give weigh one weigh or another.[/QUOTE]I think you've brutally murdered that pun.

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;19650212]Were there heavy losses?[/QUOTE] Best one.

[QUOTE=Suttles;19650386]That floor had to give weigh one weigh or another.[/QUOTE] What was the damage after weighing in the results?

Ahahaha! How come I haven't heard anything about this?

oh shit i fell out of my chair at this

[quote]No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is being investigated.[/quote] :iiam:

I am absolutely [b]flab[/b]bergasted!

I can see it now "Weight watchers; breaking new ground"

[QUOTE=Wiggles;19650703]I am absolutely [b]flab[/b]bergasted![/QUOTE] [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01006/YM-credit-rating-c_1006023c.jpg[/img]

Fat chance of them finding out how that one happened.

[QUOTE=Wiggles;19650703]I am absolutely [b]flab[/b]bergasted![/QUOTE] Have you joined the war? [QUOTE=Metaphysix;19650738]Fat chance of them finding out how that one happened.[/QUOTE] I already said fat chance... What a crushingly sad tale.