• Olympic committee open to eSports, but only without violence
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I'd love to see 1v1 instagib matches played at the Olympics
Does that mean genital jousting is okay because it's not violent? [editline]13th March 2018[/editline] oh sorry this is for esports which are for video games my mistake.
real tennis is gay, i only watch wii tennis
competitive pong and asteroids matches are a go
Replace csgo guns with balloon animals, replace blood decals with candy. CS is going to the Olympics boys
So, Splatoon is going to be an Olympic sport now? Fuck me, you know the gold medal winner would shout "Woomy!" on the podium.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;53198499]Replace csgo guns with balloon animals, replace blood decals with candy. CS is going to the Olympics boys[/QUOTE] We need CSGO For Kids.
tf2 with that german censor where gibs are these weird props and blood is confetti
[quote]If and when esports get full Olympic acceptance, though, many in the target audience might not care. An October Nielsen survey found that only 28 percent of esports fans across four countries felt they should be included in the Olympic games. That number is likely to slip even lower if the most popular, violent esports are excluded.[/quote] Well no shit. Watching someone play Madden is fucking awful compared to watching someone play Smash, League, or Counter-Strike. I still think they should be included because I want them to become more mainstream and accepted and it'll help out that way, but there's no way I'm tuning in to the 2024 Olympic VR Table Tennis competition.
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