Okay, this started recently. The toilet in question is in the basement, so I don't use it that often. My dad does. Unfortunately, it has a propensity to clog. And since my dad is on a bussiness trip and it's his responsibility to unclog it, this horror from beyond has been slowly aging down there for the past few days:
(note: probably NSFW)
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:barf:
Any advice on cleaning it up?
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o shit
Burn it, then blow it up with dynamite.
Heat up water in a saucepan
Pour it in
Pour water in and use a plunger?
That's shitty.
flush the damn thing!
Eat it
No way am I getting anywhere near that monstrosity! So far, I like the dynamite one. If only I had access to dynamite...
Oh god :barf:
Start plungin'
Drink it.
Become famous.
ITT: Pitures of parent's shit.
Use liquid soap on it.
Kill it with fire.
Fuck, I can smell it.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;24171104]Heat up water in a saucepan
Pour it in[/QUOTE]
What he said^
Idea here is to make a shit stew. It's fuckin gross but it works.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;24171323]Kill it with fire.[/QUOTE]
I'm positive burning it will only make it worse :gonk:
The title of this thread is amazing.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;24171357]Fuck, I can smell it.[/QUOTE]
It actually smells a bit like dead fish.
That's a dirty bathroom, clean that up first.
[QUOTE=Hexxatron;24171132]Pour water in and use a plunger?[/QUOTE]
I tried that once. It just added to the amount of horrible shit in the bowl and raised the level of the "water" (I think it may have been pure shit, no water except what I poured in)
Ask your dad to eat more fiber
[QUOTE=Onlyonebowman;24171489]That's a dirty bathroom, clean that up first.[/QUOTE]
Read the OP. That bathroom is my dad's responsibility. Only reason I want to clean it up is because I use it on occasion.
For some reason I don't feel like eating chocolate right now
That's a shitty situation
[QUOTE=D4RkHaZz;24171545]For some reason I don't feel like eating chocolate right now[/QUOTE]
I wonder why! :rolleyes:
Jesus I can taste that from here...
Didn't use toilet paper. :barf:
This thread is win.
Ok, now seriously:
1. Get some [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_hydroxide]Sodium hydroxide[/url] (aka Caustic Soda)
2. Get a big metal bowl/bucket, cold water and stir it up for a while (use a wooden spoon)
3. Once it's dissolved, pour it into the toilet, all the way until the very top of the toilet
4. Let it work for a little while, say... 10' tops
5. See how your dad's massive turd dissolves like a salted snail :q:
6. FLUSH IT DOWN! ASAP! (I mean it, that shit is TOXIC)
Problem solved :D
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