Adventure of FREEFORMLY STATURE 2 - General

Thought I'd give this a go again. In an [b]UNKNOWN LAND[/b], a [b]MENU SCREEN[/b] is present. [img]http://i.solidfiles.net/c5f0.gif[/img] > ???: Press start. [img]http://i.solidfiles.net/651b.gif[/img] You press start. An [b]UNKNOWN CHARACTER[/b] lies yonder. Who is our nondescript friend? Describe the following: Name Age Gender Appearence [b]AOFS 1 - MEMORY UNLOCKS[/b] Anybody who read the original ADVENTURE of FREEFORMLY STATURE, I will post 'memory unlocks' here. These gradually detail what happens after the events of AOFS 1, and somehow I can tie that nonsensical bullshit to this nonsensical bullshit. Also, here's a link to AOFS 1: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043473-ADVENTURE-of-FREEFORMLY-STATURE?highlight=[/url] MEMORY UNLOCK 1 - BEDLAM: [url]http://i.solidfiles.net/843e.gif[/url]

Loony Louie 33 years old Male A red perm, 'crazy' eyes, tip-tilted nose, big front teeth, pale skin, 'wife-beaters' tank top with pizza stains, an apron that says 'Kiss the Cook' and a pair of green crocs. He wears no pants or underpants.

Name: Confused Tim Age: 16 Gender:Male Appearance:A t-shirt with the emblem P(for power), some lame jeans, dark blue shoes,Small red hair.

Name: Archibald P. Wellington III Age: 60 Gender: Male Appearance: Gentlemanly monocle and top hat combo with a smooth but bushy grey mustache to go with it. You are wearing a pressed and clean black suit and radiate civility.

Name: Doctor McNaziGerman Age: 25 Gender: Male Appearance: He runs around in a trench coat and a top hat, he uses a semi-automatic cane, and he has a limited supply of stickers in his inventory.

Named: Ronald Mcdonald age: 23 Gender: Male Appearance: [img]http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2009/04/16/1225699/533461-ronald-mcdonald.jpg[/img]

Name: Ms. Mustard Age: 64 Gender: female (not judging from appearance) Appearance: big, biiiiiig straw hat, overalls and zebra boots

We're named : Beef McHulk Age : 28 Sex : No (she's catholic and won't have sex until she's married) Appearance : big juicy arms, a chest that grabs all the attention (she's morbidly obese), skintight clothing.

I'll mix your posts around or random.org or something, but I'm currently suffering from 'fuckshit mcsickvomitsquelchyshits'. (AKA constant vomiting and the inability to eat, resulting in me being rather weak and a thing so simple as even drawing gives me a headache) so I'll update once I feel better.

Random.org landed on 5, decided to mix it with ronald's age [img]http://i.solidfiles.net/b79a2.gif[/img] You are [b]BEEF MCHULK[/b], and you believe yourself to be [b]ONE CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER[/b]. You sport a dashingly stylish [b]TOP HAT[/b] which coexists peacefully with your [b]TRENCHCOAT[/b]. Your equipped [b]DAMAGEBUDDY[/b] is a [b]SEMI-AUTOMATIC CANE.[/b] It's fully automatic, but you [b]BEAT SOMEBODY UP[/b] with it and it got jammed in semi-auto. In your inventory, you carry [b]5 SMILEY FACE STICKERS[/b] and [b]5 SAD FACE STICKERS[/b]. You believe these are of [b]UTMOST IMPORTANCE[/b], and to get a [b]SAD FACE[/b] would result in [b]SEPPUKU[/b]. However, whilst thinking so hard about yourself, you've [b]FORGOTTEN WHERE YOU ARE[/b]. Where were we again?

Right next to Niagara Falls.

In the depths of space, where you are mining for precious Nonsensolium berries.

On the roof of a building of which inside a fancy dress party is being held by New York's richest men and women.

kf_westlondon slaughtering zeds with the rest of the Killing Floor gang.

At the snooty man mall, shoplifting.

1943 Berlin, fighting Nazi scum with you pet dog, Freedom.

At your holiday home in France, having tea and crumpets with your mother. Your mother is also an old navy war hero who almost assassinated Hitler once from a dingy with a knitting needle and a flare gun.

Haven't been able to update because my pc is screwed ATM. I'll try to fix it soon.