• I want to mess with this undercover cop, but I need ideas
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So ever since the skatepark opened like two or three years ago there was this fat guy with a Hawaiian shirt with glasses who rode a moped. He seemed pretty interested in the skating and he knows his skate lingo, but I'm like 100% sure this guy's a cop because 1. He's there EVERY DAMN DAY 2. Yesterday I saw a cop talking to him 3. It seems like anyone who did/sold drugs anywhere near the guy got busted eventually. So I want to fuck with this guy, obviously I don't want to get arrested but I want him to think I'm something that I'm not. What would be some things to tell him? I'm drawing a blank but I feel like this could result in some mass confusion in my police dpt. because my towns pretty small (4,000+)
Walk around smoking tobacco from a bong
I don't really even smoke cigs though. I feel like if I took too fat of a bong rip I'd just blow chucks everywhere.
[QUOTE=bluesky;36550101]I don't really even smoke cigs though. I feel like if I took too fat of a bong rip I'd just blow chucks everywhere.[/QUOTE] just pretend to smoke it, like a cigar. just put the smoke in your mouth, wait like 3 seconds, then let it out.
Ok, I looked at my state law (MI) and it said a bong is illegal to purchase or sell. However a brand new water pipe only used with tobacco should still be legal correct? So I did some searching, apperently 'water-pipes' are illegal in the US technically, under the DEAs definition of paraphernalia. [quote](d) "Drug paraphernalia'' definedThe term "drug paraphernalia'' means any equipment, product, or material of any kind which is primarily intended or designed for use in manufacturing, compounding, converting, concealing, producing, processing, preparing, injecting, ingesting, inhaling, or otherwise introducing into the human body a controlled substance, possession of which is unlawful under this subchapter. It includes items primarily intended or designed for use in ingesting, inhaling, or otherwise introducing marijuana,\1\ cocaine, hashish, hashish oil, PCP, methamphetamine, or amphetamines into the human body, such as-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\ 1\ So in original. Probably should be "marihuana,''.--------------------------------------------------------------------------- (1) metal, wooden, acrylic, glass, stone, plastic, or ceramic pipes with or without screens, permanent screens, hashish heads, or punctured metal bowls; (2) water pipes; (3) carburetion tubes and devices; (4) smoking and carburetion masks; (5) roach clips: meaning objects used to hold burning material, such as a marihuana cigarette, that has become too small or too short to be held in the hand; (6) miniature spoons with level capacities of one-tenth cubic centimeter or less; (7) chamber pipes; (8) carburetor pipes; (9) electric pipes; (10) air-driven pipes; (11) chillums; (12) bongs; (13) ice pipes or chillers; (14) wired cigarette papers; or(15) cocaine freebase kits.[/quote] [URL]http://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/21cfr/21usc/863.htm[/URL]
Walk past him and whisper "Execute order 66" See what happens
Make it known that the creep in the hawiian shirt is a narc.
What if I made a sign he was a narc, and did something similar to this. [video=youtube;VtRYRnk6-fU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtRYRnk6-fU[/video]
That'd be hilarious.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;36550421]Make it known that the creep in the hawiian shirt is a narc.[/QUOTE] [H2]THIS[/H2]
[QUOTE=bluesky;36550153]Ok, I looked at my state law (MI) and it said a bong is illegal to purchase or sell. However a brand new water pipe only used with tobacco should still be legal correct? So I did some searching, apperently 'water-pipes' are illegal in the US technically, under the DEAs definition of paraphernalia. [URL]http://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/21cfr/21usc/863.htm[/URL][/QUOTE] I don't think they have anything on you as long as there's no resin from weed in it. I like the sign idea though, but the smoking through a pipe thing is more discreet and less upfront, but it's up to you.
hide behind the bushes smoking tobbaco rolled with ciggarette papers.
[QUOTE=ljonny;36551455]hide behind the bushes smoking tobbaco rolled with ciggarette papers.[/QUOTE] but wear a bob marley or weed shirt with rasta colors so they can't miss youa note: the shirt may be understood as "reasonable suspicion" (they can reasonably suspect you smoke weed by wearing a shirt of this type)
Roll a joint with parsley or something, light it and ask if he wants a hit.
[QUOTE=bluesky;36550536]What if I made a sign he was a narc, and did something similar to this. [video=youtube;VtRYRnk6-fU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtRYRnk6-fU[/video][/QUOTE] THIS also pics or it didnt happen
why didn't i know about this? adult swim and tyler/OF public harassment collab... awesome
Dress exactly like the guy, and call a hit on him
get like 5 people and dress in the same exact attire he is wearing and have all of you just watch him from across the street or something
Just tell all the mothers he is a pedophile and it will be hilarious
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36556108]Just tell all the mothers he is a pedophile and it will be hilarious[/QUOTE] call non emergency 911 for the area and report him as a suspicious person watching children at a park
Start dropping bags of oregano around places he usually hangs around.
These are all great ideas, and I will try and get a pic of me doing the sign thing, it would be good to upload to facebook.
sell bags or oregano to your friends as oregano (because pretending to sell marijuana can get you in trouble). Have a few of your friends stand near the guy, you walk up to them with a backpack and ask how much oregano they want. Act as though you are selling a drug by saying things like "yeah this is top quality shit, straight from Whole Foods Supermarket" "This strain is called McCormick Mediterranean style, it has a subtle kick to it" "My product isnt cut with preservatives and shit, all natural organic stuff" "This stuff is the powerful shit, maximum taste for only 20 calories a hit/serving" then have one of your friends say something like "hey man, do you sell flour by any chance?" and pull out a baggie of flour. Or go for the funny side and say "hey man you know i only sell the natural shit, fuck those unnatural bleached products"
roll fat blunts of tobacco across the way from him
[QUOTE=bluesky;36550153]Ok, I looked at my state law (MI) and it said a bong is illegal to purchase or sell. However a brand new water pipe only used with tobacco should still be legal correct? So I did some searching, apperently 'water-pipes' are illegal in the US technically, under the DEAs definition of paraphernalia. [URL]http://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/21cfr/21usc/863.htm[/URL][/QUOTE] Thats only if residue of the drug is found on the bong/water pipe, if your smoking tobacco and its clean say its purpose is for tobacco, hopefully the stupid pig does arrest you and you can waste a fuckload of his time
Shine a laser pointer in his eye from afar. Once he is aware of where it's coming from, have a buddy start shining another from a different location.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;36556906]call non emergency 911 for the area and report him as a suspicious person watching children at a park[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=skynrdfan3;36555678]get like 5 people and dress in the same exact attire he is wearing and have all of you just watch him from across the street or something[/QUOTE] These two are best
This one time an undercover cop tried to convince me to sell to him. I told him the only way i'd even talk about something like that was if he slept with me (not gay just fucking around with him). I got him to say a bunch of dirty things to me over the internet. Then when i talked to him about selling all i said was "Yeah i don't do drugs dude sorry". Then proceeded to post the chat log on facebook (the dirty talk happened over facebook chat) as well as mentioning he was a narc. The next day i couldn't find his account, either deleted it or blocked me, who knows.
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[QUOTE=Lipsonfire;36570097]This one time an undercover cop tried to convince me to sell to him. I told him the only way i'd even talk about something like that was if he slept with me (not gay just fucking around with him). I got him to say a bunch of dirty things to me over the internet. Then when i talked to him about selling all i said was "Yeah i don't do drugs dude sorry". Then proceeded to post the chat log on facebook (the dirty talk happened over facebook chat) as well as mentioning he was a narc. The next day i couldn't find his account, either deleted it or blocked me, who knows.[/QUOTE] keep up the good work soldier
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