Okay, so this girl Lisa thinks I hit her. I've been upset the whole day because she's spreading it all around, like gossip. It really makes me upset, because SHE IS lying. It's bullshit, I never hit her. I did NOT. So it's really stupid. I mean, she's tearing me apart! What do I do?
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Hit her for real.
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Damn ninjas :ninja:
I'm no pimp guys, is there anything else other than hit her?
[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801468]I'm no pimp guys, is there anything else other than hit her?[/QUOTE]
Slap?
Rape her? (could be done in conjunction with hitting or slapping her)
[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801468]I'm no pimp guys, is there anything else other than hit her?[/QUOTE]
whack her with a baseball bat
[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801468]I'm no pimp guys, is there anything else other than hit her?[/QUOTE]
Say she was asking for rough sex and when she started getting too frisky you hit her because it hurt, self defence.
Nah, raping sounds good for now.
He has to be a troll
No, I will not rape her. I'll just spread rumors about her. :)
Throw your TV out the window
What? I never tried that, but how would it help?
How about you ignore her? Problem Solved.
But then everyone will critique me and think I hit her! And I'll get beat up! And maybe raped!
Spread the rumour that she sells herself for the cheapest price in town.
Fucking whore, that'll teach her.
Also, troll detected.
[QUOTE=jlj1;23801488][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc[/media][/QUOTE]
First thing that hit my mind, has got to be a troll.
No, this is the truth my friends.
If it's for real. You just show no interest and when people ask you "oh, KoopaEater, did you hit her ?" You just say, "Duh".
It's obvious this advice sucks. Thanks though
The only thing funnier than the room:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23802229]It's obvious this advice sucks. Thanks though[/QUOTE]
What do you expect us to say than...? Advice is advice, even if it's lame.
And by the way, you asked for it.
Yeah, i hit her and she was all like oh god oh man. So yay, it worked. Now the school is respecting me o_0 I don't understand why.
They're proud of your trolling abilities.
Get some cum on your hand and slap her with it.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;23802874]Get some cum on your hand and slap her with it.[/QUOTE]
Slap her just like in your avatar
[QUOTE=dinoman;23802899]Slap her just like in your avatar[/QUOTE]
If she had an ass like that, I'd hit it too..
EDIT: Actually no, since the OP is 12 years old this girl must be also 12. No thanks then.
[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23802935]She has no butt. I cannot have sex with her because she has no vagina. Or penis.[/QUOTE]
So she looks pretty much like this ?
[URL=http://img251.imageshack.us/i/plantw.jpg/][IMG]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4732/plantw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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