• Man in coma after eating 413 Red Lobster biscuits
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-snip, satire article, I'm retarded- [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Fake news / snipped OP" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
They [i]are[/i] fucking delicious, but that's definitely too many.
What a champ
"drained approximately 2 gallons of butter already" How the fuck does that fit anywhere in a person?
You can't blame him, Red Lobster's biscuits are great. I'd eat them all the time if I could.
They drained 7.5 liters of butter out of him, jesus christ
"© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor."
Holy shit, 413 biscuits. Is that even possible?
I thought he was going to be obese. Disappointing.
Not true story. :v: I was grossed out for a moment though.
2 gallons of butter? That's just friggin scary.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;41147323]"© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor."[/QUOTE] I'm a fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;41147323]"© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor."[/QUOTE] Okay, see? You have to be a professional to not be 400+ pounds and eat this much food in a single sitting.
Well they were free...
-snip- article is satire :V
[QUOTE=Swiket;41147338]I'm a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE] How the fuck did any of this seem real?
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;41147342]-snip- article is satire :V[/QUOTE] I'm glad I read your gullible comment before you changed it. Heh heh heh heh... On a side note, fictional news reports should be banned from Sensationalist Headlines.
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