Alright, so my girlfriend just told me she is a furry, and likes light bondage... This is a bit of a surprise to me, but I have nothing against it. She's convinced me to but furry handcuffs, and i bought a pair of sex dice, but beyond that, I'm pretty much bland in my sex routine.
What I need is some sex games that I can play with her. If they are furry related, that would be awesome, and maybe involving handcuffs? Someone please give me some fun ones to play, I aim to impress and surprise her with some of these activities.
Please no disgusting ones like the Cleveland Steamer and Alabama Hot Pocket or Alaskan Pipeline, to name a few. I know what they are and if I wanted to do them, I would, but I really, really don't.
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Furry handcuffs.
Two birds with one [I]fucking[/I] stone.
Eat a pepper in the bedroom.
Fuck her.
Then fuck a bear.
Or fox. I don't know what you furries are into.
Naked horseback riding.
[url=http://www.naktiv.net/riding.html]Fun fun fun (NSFW)[/url]
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Pour some of that shit on your dick before sticking it in, it should start some hefty backtalk.
Dress up as dragons and rape the fuck out of her, like a dragon.
Smash her in the face with a hammer if you're fan of Toothless.
you missed the Love/Whatdoidowithmypenis Advice section
also do this
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;24164183]Dress up as dragons and rape the fuck out of her, like a dragon.[/QUOTE]
Some advise here: Break up.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;24163951]Furry handcuffs.
Two birds with one [I]fucking[/I] stone.[/QUOTE]
You will never know how hard I laughed
make sweet whoopy
This probably belongs in love advice, also unless your girlfriend is into fursuiting (god help you) then, get a collar, there's 2 birds with one stone.
Put some curry on the walls and you have spiced up the bedroom.
Punch her in the face and call it [i]bond[/i]age
Buy a dragon dildo X and double fuck her.
Roleplay as the veterinarian.
And then put her down.
Well to be honest, she sounds like she's into a few strange things so let me start off.
As she claims to be a furry she might love a tailtoy, its basically a buttplug with a synthetic tail attached to it, buy one, lube it up and ram it in her ass, then ask if she enjoys it.
Two collar and leash, you can pretty much know what to do here, put the collar on, leash her then ride her like a dog.
Well if she is a furry then you guys could do a role play or something and dress up and such things like that?
Oh and if she's a fursuiter.
GET RID OF HER, QUICKLY.
Sex on [B]MY[/B] Facepunch?
[QUOTE=Haxxer;24164391]Sex on [B]MY[/B] Facepunch?[/QUOTE]
Less likely than you think.
force her to eat dog food whilst you fuck her
[QUOTE=w 1 z;24164201]you missed the Love/Whatdoidowithmypenis Advice section
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May I ask for you post a pic?
[i]Donkey[/i] punch her
Stick it in her pooper :q:
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And post pics.
Handcuffs are awesome. Don't get furry ones, those are for pussies get metal ones.
You could do an Alligator Fuck House if shes into that animal shit:
"A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!"
Example: Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
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