Earlier today, I was sitting in one of my college classes, when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I ignored it, and figured it'd go away over time. Today had been a pretty good day, I got free breakfast, traffic was light, everything seemed to go my way (even though it's 9/11). I was talking to my professor about an essay when I felt something squeezing out of my rear-end.
I was pooping. I was pooping in front of my professor.
I ran for the bathroom as fast as my shitstained legs would take me. I made it to the bathroom after what seemed like an enternity. I ran into a stall and removed my once blue jeans, and stuffed them in the toilet. They were brown and stinky now. I walked into the hallway, forgetting I didn't have pants on. Everyone started laughing as I realized my mistake. I ran outside to my car. I felt another sharp pain in my stomach. I drove as fast as I could to get home, I really had to poop again. Then I heard a siren.
I pulled over, holding my stomach. The police officer walked up to my window and was giving me the typical "hurrdurr you're speeding" speech. The pain in my stomach was getting worse and worse. I couldn't take it. So I pooped. I pooped in front of a police officer. The officer told me to go home and poop and not to do it in my car. I was thankful I didn't get a ticket.
I'd type more, but my stomach is hurting again. I think I'm sick.
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Shit day, eh?
That sucks. Hope you weren't too embarrassed.
Everyone on Facepunch is doing it. Or so it seems.
Sounds made up... and you have 11 posts... so...ehhh.
I mean woulden't it make sense to poop if they were in a bathroom. And you don't just forget you had no pants on. Too many holes in your story.
No you didn't.
wow.... i feel bad for you.
hahaahhhahaah owned
Wasnt this locked?
Made me laugh fake or not
"Crap Thread"
haha another thread about shit HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT
what a [i]shitty[/i] day
:geno:
Swine flu.
It has to be said...
:lol:! You shat your pants!
[QUOTE=nathaz;17262725]haha another thread about shit HOW DO YOU GUYS DO IT[/QUOTE]
Hey hey hey, I read the thread at my school's computer room and I started getting a little sick in my stomach, 10 minutes later it grew into a massive stingy like pain, but I didn't shit my pants, it was only painful.
These threads are a Curse, that Shitaggedon guy cursed us all, I tell you.
if you're trolling i don't see what your aim is
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[QUOTE=Casualties;17257107]I got free breakfast[/QUOTE]
I rest my case.
Awesome ban reason.
[QUOTE=mrkaki;17262960]I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
First thing I saw too
Shitpost.
Literally.
hahahah. this thread made my day.
[I]FUCK[/I] beat me to it
Thats some funny shit right there, something like that happened to me in highschool.
I had the shits all day and during my last class my teacher decided I didn't need to go anymore. So I had to wait till after class was over. Anyways today was the day that all the bathrooms were fucking locked except one all the way on the other end of the school. I made it to the bathroom only to shit myself right as I opened the door. :v:
[i][b]Crap Thread[/b][/i]
Even if this is fake, I laughed my ass off.
Funny [i]shit.[/i]
What a shitty way to get pulled over.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;17263767]What a shitty way to get arrested.[/QUOTE]
Bad reading.
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