I've working on an idea for a comic/interactive thing for awhile now. I'll probably also put this on a tumblr but I thought I'd start it here. I'll try and update once a day if I can.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eE9egs1.png[/IMG]
You've been yearning for a good adventure recently. Your name used to be Jukebox Harry but you've decide to rebrand yourself and start fresh.
So jerk-ass, whats your name?
Michael Jackson Percy the 3rd
or
George Macintosh Pancho
George Washington
Fucking shit the day I make a new interactive my pc decides to die. Just assume I picked a name and go on with other actions till I fix it.
"Im busy"
Look out the window
Being indecisive about your name you combine your two favorite dead people. Micheal Jackson and George Washington.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vy1CtPS.png[/IMG]
[editline]9th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sally;43119025]Look out the window[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wNOOOVA.png[/IMG]
Someone appears to have vandalized your purple house. How rude.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3OrU9dH.png[/IMG]
Outside you see dome town where your friend lives and then the big city. Its a big city.
Go visit your friend in the city
Go to the big city and buy a gun.
use bought gun to torture a squirrel
after which find the assholes who gratified your house and teach them a lesson.
[QUOTE=kingjulien22;43131366]Go visit your friend in the city[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TornadoAP;43131511]Go to the big city and buy a gun.[/QUOTE]
You're friends birthday is coming up and she is interested in guns. Maybe you could buy her a gun for her birthday. The thing is, travel between your house and the cities is very dangerous and the roads are filled with monsters. You should probably find a weapon to defend yourself with. Maybe there's something in your backpack
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dwpY5Xt.png[/IMG]
Nope. Just your iPhone, a red key, and a billion dollar bill. Maybe there's something else you could use somewhere in your room.
check in the dresser for a gun
kill self
Download the Shank App to the iPhone, and a Gun app. That should automatically make it a viable weapon.
[QUOTE=ckhawks;43143032]check in the dresser for a gun[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LY2Y5ye.png[/IMG]
Oh hey your old nintendo zapper. Maybe your friend can do something with it. She is good with electronics. You should still go and buy her a real gun.
[editline]11th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=LondierX;43148721]Download the Shank App to the iPhone, and a Gun app. That should automatically make it a viable weapon.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QaUychP.png[/IMG]
You download the apps and wave you new toy at your Scoot Pelgim poster.
Testfire the Zapper and see if it's either a Type A: A normal old Zapper or Type B: An actual laser gun such as those in Super Smash Bros.
Also, check the bottom drawer of the dresser.
Also, look for a toybox. There should be some viable weapons there.
[QUOTE=LondierX;43152810]Testfire the Zapper and see if it's either a Type A: A normal old Zapper or Type B: An actual laser gun such as those in Super Smash Bros.
Also, check the bottom drawer of the dresser.
Also, look for a toybox. There should be some viable weapons there.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lABxNsq.png[/IMG]
You test fire the Zapper only to vaporize your dresser. You put the safety on and stick back in your bag.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vY219ci.png[/IMG]
You do remember your toy you keep thats filled with your childhood play things.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RNjSRTm.png[/IMG]
Inside the box you find you old toy lightsaber! The plastic is hard enough that you should be able to use it as a weapon for now. Also an old carrying device that used to be all the rage. Sillydeck or something. You put both into your bag.
Perfect! Now you're armed to the teeth! Now- go outside and-
Actually, check if there's a door in the room. If there is one, exit through that door.
check the box again for your old dildo
[QUOTE=RandomSpy;43227926]check the box again for your old dildo[/QUOTE]
How could you forget?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v8gjGSy.png[/IMG]
You look back into your box and grab mister big. It might be a long trip and its not like your friend can help you with... that. You also grab some lube just to be safe.
Look out the window
Paint the dildo bright pink. Just for the lulz.
Turn the dildo into a silencer for the Nintendo Zapper.
[I][B]>It's time. [/B][/I]
Go to the garage and find your car, and head for the big city.
EDIT:
Scratch that. Check your garage if you actually [I]have [/I]a car. If so head for the big city.
Oh god, are we talking about boxes? *Ba dum tssss*
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q4LomFC.png[/IMG]
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Now to the serious stuff.
I second this what Supa Mario said.
[QUOTE=LondierX;43161147]Perfect! Now you're armed to the teeth! Now- go outside and-
Actually, check if there's a door in the room. If there is one, exit through that door.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Supa Mario;43248358][I][B]>It's time. [/B][/I]
Go to the garage and find your car, and head for the big city.
EDIT:
Scratch that. Check your garage if you actually [I]have [/I]a car. If so head for the big city.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yQECH24.png[/IMG]
You don't have a car so you just walk to the big city. Besides, you could use the exercise.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TnGjVB9.png[/IMG]
Suddenly a spider appears out of no where. What will you do?
Say "Hello"
Shoot the spider with zapper, then rape spiders dead body with your old dildo just for lulz.
Use the iPhone's SHANK ability on the SPIDER. No point in wasting ZAPPER POWER after all.
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