Donut shop closes after heroin operation, naked woman found in kitchen

[FFStudios]

[quote="Lowell Sun"]
LOWELL -- Eat-A-Donut has been closed by Health Director Frank Singleton after police and city inspectors found hypodermic needles and syringes, pools of blood and cocaine inside the Highlands business during a recent inspection.

* One suspect was arrested on drug charges. Police also found a woman, who was nude, inside the business. She was not charged.

* More than a dozen hypodermic needles and syringes were scattered throughout the business.

* Several pools of blood on tables where customers usually eat.
[/quote]
Source: [url]http://www.lowellsun.com/ci_4972272[/url]

A Health Inspector basically walked in during a time that the donut shop was supposed to be closed and found the door unlocked and people inside. And then there was just a random naked woman there with all these people fucked up on heroin. And also they were using the bakery hotplates to cook up their heroin. I knew the heroin epidemic was huge in this area, but [i]jesus christ[/i]

[Mr. Someguy]

Where is "this area"? You didn't post a location and the source doesn't indicate a location.

[paramud]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;49900674]Where is "this area"? You didn't post a location and the source doesn't indicate a location.[/QUOTE]

Probably Lowell, Massachusetts

[editline]oh hamburgers[/editline]

Top of the page in the source gives the forecast for the city, so yeah.

[Pantz Master]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;49900674]Where is "this area"? You didn't post a location and the source doesn't indicate a location.[/QUOTE]

If the source didn't specify then I'm assuming New England?

[Faunze]

Pools of blood on the tables? This sounds too ridiculous.

[c👌de_g🎷]

Why a woman was naked and why she was let off is the biggest mystery

[cecilbdemodded]

[QUOTE=Faunze;49900719]Pools of blood on the tables? This sounds too ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

It's probably just strawberry glaze. The 'melted cocaine' was them liquifying the sugar. The needles were to inject chocolate into the donuts. The naked woman was there because she's of German descent and they were making Bavarian Cream donuts.

[FFStudios]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;49900674]Where is "this area"? You didn't post a location and the source doesn't indicate a location.[/QUOTE]

you could have googled "Lowell Sun" or literally looked at the weather forecast like paramud said

i didn't realize your knowledge of where "this area" is affected your understanding of the news article

[Faunze]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;49900794]It's probably just strawberry glaze. The 'melted cocaine' was them liquifying the sugar. The needles were to inject chocolate into the donuts. The naked woman was there because she's of German descent and they were making Bavarian Cream donuts.[/QUOTE]

I don't think anyone could have come up with a better reason.

You should either become a comedian or a detective, you are smarter and more insightful than 90% of the planet. Either that, or you wrote this joke in the first place.

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;49900794]It's probably just strawberry glaze. The 'melted cocaine' was them liquifying the sugar. The needles were to inject chocolate into the donuts. The naked woman was there because she's of German descent and they were making Bavarian Cream donuts.[/QUOTE]

It was all big misunderstanding!