• Cooking with semen: A real cookbook
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So, first of all, I did not know what tag to use, because it is potentially NSFW, it is funny as shit, and it is gross as hell and most of all, it is a link. Well, the book is a cookbook, but not just any cookbook. It apparently talks about using semen as an ingredient in cooking. What the hell. Just take a look yourself: [url]http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212[/url] [B]EDIT:[/B] Bonus: Read the comments on the page [B]EDIT 2:[/B] Some douchebag bumped this back. Sorry folks.
[highlight][b]WHAT THE FUCK[/b][/highlight]
I guess the sperm bank will have more visitors. As well as prostitution rates increasing. "I will let you have sex with me but you must release 5 tbsp in this measuring cup." Not to mention that shit is $25. And what about the STD's? Healthy, my ass. But at least porn stars get some nutrition.
[quote]Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book![/quote] Wat. Give me ratings.
I... that. But. This. eyGHJK
What makes the page is the comments. [QUOTE]Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. [/QUOTE] E0IW095REUJH I HOPE I NEVER SEE THAT DAY.
"Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!"
Nobody gives a shit if it's nutritious. If you tell them it's made with semen, they'll stop eating for a week.
[QUOTE=Butthurter]"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic."[/QUOTE] It kinda burns your eyes though so it must contain acidic properties. Basically ejaculating nutritious acid.
:lol:
Who would ever purposely eat semen, other than while having sex? Also, this book isn't very good for Christians, they can't jack off..
Awesome.
I bet it's a bunch of 50 year old woman who wrote the book. Stupid old bitches. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Wayword]Who would ever purposely eat semen, other than while having sex? Also, this book isn't very good for Christians, they can't jack off..[/QUOTE] I think that's muslims....
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett] I think that's muslims....[/QUOTE] Catholics too methinks.
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/333768wat.png[/img] Wat. Ratings please.
[QUOTE=Wayword]Catholics too methinks.[/QUOTE] I think Hindu, too.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard]-Semen cupcakes picture here- Wat.[/QUOTE] MEDIA TAG
[QUOTE=JrGruntly]MEDIA TAG[/QUOTE] Semen cupcake?
Are you sure this isn't just a joke-book? I mean, it's far to silly to be serious.
[QUOTE=JrGruntly]MEDIA TAG[/QUOTE] They're oysters, numbnuts.
Not to mention how long it would take to get as much as they are suggesting.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard]Semen cupcake?[/QUOTE] Whatever the definition is for semen filled cups.
[QUOTE=JrGruntly]Whatever the definition is for semen filled cups.[/QUOTE] Cupcake =/= Oyster
I hope they don't make some sequel to it.
[QUOTE=Wayword]Catholics too methinks.[/QUOTE] Oh. I'm protestant. Had no clue about those krazy katholics.
Sad thing is that this is probably not the strangest cookbook out there :v:
[QUOTE=JrGruntly]It kinda burns your eyes though so it must contain acidic properties. Basically ejaculating nutritious acid.[/QUOTE] HAhahaha
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett]Oh. Then I'm all set. I'm protestant.[/QUOTE] Thank God for not being Catholic. used break automerge. The attack was effective!
MAH AUTOMMEERRRGGEE
How'd you get all that jizz? A circlejerk? :geno:
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