OSHI- Child Abduction warning in DC area, effective till 11 tonight.

[neos300]

You have been warned.

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[evilweazel]

Saw this on TV, interrupted my blue planet >:[

[^0mKTank]

So at 11pm the chances of your kid being snatched lessens? What?

[neos300]

Lol i was watching the olympics.

[NoseFinger]

Wait, what?

[DemonDog]

A child was abducted, I take it.

[neos300]

I guess so. Just came on tv. Arlington, fairfax, vienna, dc. :\
Not good.

[NeoTurtle]

Uh oh

[neos300]

Houston, we have a problem. I have reason to belive morrowindsky has been attacked by a bear.

[Peluri]

the end is nigh :derp:

[codenamecueball]

The world is going to pot.

brb stealing shit and getting laid

[neos300]

[QUOTE=Peluri;20200783]the end is nigh :derp:[/QUOTE]

We are screwed.

Offtopic: fp works great on my droid.

[Peluri]

it's really reptilians implanting mindcontrol microchips on the children, that will make us easier target to capture in the future

[neos300]

[QUOTE=Peluri;20200929]it's really reptilians implanting mindcontrol microchips on the children, that will make us easier target to capture in the future[/QUOTE]

Hey why is that gu- OSHIT GET THE CROWBAR

[a2h]

[QUOTE=^0mKTank;20200629]So at 11pm the chances of your kid being snatched lessens? What?[/QUOTE]

A pedophile has infiltrated the broadcasting networks to make us think that kids outside at 11PM is safe

[Triumph Forks]

I'm scared and I don't live anywhere near there. :ohdear:

I can't even imagine how you locals are feeling

[Dank Dave]

[QUOTE=morrowindsky;20200956]Phew. Good thing I avoided that spaceship.

[b]Oh fuck, the V's are at my door! Helaqhugy[/QUOTE]

You're really funny.

[neos300]

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20201049]I'm scared and I don't live anywhere near there. :ohdear:

I can't even imagine how you locals are feeling[/QUOTE]

I feel fine, but that's cuz my crowbar is within arms length.

I pity them

Phone battery dieing

[s.n.]

..,well...if the chinese start invade anchorage we ARE SCREWED

get the reference

just a joke at the odd happinigs recently

[TheChantzGuy]

Is Montclair safe?

[Zeke129]

It's solar flares. Children are more susceptible.

[Mugofdoom]

So after 11 are the kids unobducted or some shit?

[neos300]

Go to wtop.com ot should be first article under local. 11 year old girl kidnapped.

[rathat48]

This thread is going horribly.

[Joshman]

Missing White Girl Syndrome.

[gunvalk]

Don't worry, I'll be back for more.
:smug:

[GhostSonic]

[QUOTE=gunvalk;20201741]Don't worry, I'll be back for more.
:smug:[/QUOTE]

Until 11, that is.

[evilweazel]

I blame Obama.

[mastermaul]

Child abduction warning?

[Price_]

Time to go steal kiddies and put them in a cage, I'll start with OP. :smug: