• Trump's 2017 Joint Address to Congress - Live
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[media]https://youtu.be/9o_WDqG2x_4[/media] [editline]28th February 2017[/editline] I'd post a drinking game for contradictions, but I don't want anybody to die tonight.
All right, bets are open ladies and gentlemen. Specify your time and caliber. I'm offering two to one payout if the firearm responsible turns out to be government issued. Place your bets.
Women Democrats are wearing white as a symbol of suffrage, and silent protest against Trump.
[QUOTE=Sonador;51890558]All right, bets are open ladies and gentlemen. Specify your time and caliber. I'm offering two to one payout if the firearm responsible turns out to be government issued. Place your bets.[/QUOTE] What if it's an explosive?
[QUOTE=Mr. Sarcastic;51890578]What if it's an explosive?[/QUOTE] Fragging is five to one, seven and a half to one if it's GI issue.
"Condemning hate and evil in all forms" *proceeds to target muslims and mexicans as scapegoats*
Posting in a terrorist thread. You guys are literally talking about the assassination of a sitting president.
[QUOTE=Smoot;51890592]Posting in a terrorist thread. You guys are literally talking about the assassination of a sitting president.[/QUOTE] I might be talking about a CS:GO match I'm watching, I have no idea what you're talking about. Bonus points for being "that guy" who I was waiting for to take it seriously, though.
What will America look like? Answer: Germany 1933.
"What will America look like 250 years after its birth?" Deregulated and anti-science, of course!
[QUOTE=Sonador;51890558]All right, bets are open ladies and gentlemen. Specify your time and caliber. I'm offering two to one payout if the firearm responsible turns out to be government issued. Place your bets.[/QUOTE] 1.5:1 per shoe thrown
An earthquake...due to fracking and Climate Change.
The teleprompter is unusually and painfully obvious tonight.
[QUOTE=Mr. Sarcastic;51890607]An earthquake...due to fracking and Climate Change.[/QUOTE] Nope apparently it's just him masturbating over his campaign. During the applause it shows about 1/6 of the room applauding.
[QUOTE=WRONG;51890597]I might be talking about a CS:GO match I'm watching, I have no idea what you're talking about. Bonus points for being "that guy" who I was waiting for to take it seriously, though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RIGHT;51890606]1.5:1 per shoe thrown[/QUOTE] See, this is actually funny.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3ksS1GY.png[/img] Pence looks constipated.
[QUOTE=Chonch;51890608]The teleprompter is unusually and painfully obvious tonight.[/QUOTE] "Mr. President, you don't understand. If you don't read it, verbatim, we're going to taser you and say you had a botox-induced stroke. If I get one more letter that says 'our president is an anti-vaxxer,' I'm gonna shit."
Politifact is getting ready for this part. I'm prepared for SO many "Pants-On-Fire" lies.
[video=youtube;hS57I6swXcc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS57I6swXcc&app=1[/video] ...Meanwhile in Washington...
*sniff*
"We saved so many dollars on fighter jets, now excuse me while I go to Mar-e-Lago on your dime for the 4th of 6th weekends!" [editline]28th February 2017[/editline] Taking away 2 regulations for every new 1 implemented is completely insane.
[QUOTE=Llamaguy;51890616][img]http://i.imgur.com/3ksS1GY.png[/img] Pence looks constipated.[/QUOTE] its a big one [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ab3w2t3.png[/IMG]
So is a standing ovation after every sentence a tradition or a new thing?
[QUOTE=Wii60;51890632]its a big one [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ab3w2t3.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [B][I]prrrrrrrt[/I][/B]
is it just me or does Ivanka Trump look like she really doesn't want to be there
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51890635]So is a standing ovation after every sentence a tradition or a new thing?[/QUOTE] spring loaded seat razors. They go off every time he hits a button.
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;51890637]is it just me or does Ivanka Trump look like she really doesn't want to be there[/QUOTE] who does want to be there
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;51890637]is it just me or does Ivanka Trump look like she really doesn't want to be there[/QUOTE] Ivanka NEVER looks like she wants to be ANYWHERE.
[media]https://twitter.com/politifactlive/status/836763006809833472[/media]
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51890635]So is a standing ovation after every sentence a tradition or a new thing?[/QUOTE] It's a tradition from the May Day Parades.
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