[url=http://woodtv.com/2015/02/19/kdps-man-burned-down-sex-shop-to-eradicate-porn/]WOODTV.COM[/url]
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. (WOOD) — Kalamazoo police say the suspect who set the fire that destroyed an adult store did it in an effort to eliminate pornography from his neighborhood.
The fire broke out at Hollywood Nights on S. Westnedge near Whites Road late Wednesday afternoon. By the time it was out, the building had been leveled. A man who was seen by witnesses leaving the scene of the fire carrying an ax was later arrested after leading police on a brief car chase and then crashing.
He allegedly admitted to the arson. Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety Chief Jeff Hadley said the suspect told investigators he was trying to eradicate porn.
A GoFundMe account has been set up for the adult shop and contains a statement apparently from the owners.
“He believed he was serving as god on a mission to not only destroy the business but to murder any employees and customers in the building. Thankfully for weather related reasons we decided to not go into our family business this day,” the statement reads in part. .”Maybe one day we can rebuild our family business again.” [/quote]
Is this the guy from Impractical Jokers?
kalamazoo cuckoo kabooms cock shop
Try burning down the internet next time.
A family owned porn shop.
...huh. That's a thing.
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;47184881]A family owned porn shop.
...huh. That's a thing.[/QUOTE]
Now imagine a family owned porn studio.
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
oh baby
I think the real news story here is that there's a place called Kalamazoo. Can we get a thread title change?
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;47184922]Holy shit I hope this doesnt incite anyone near me to burn down a sex shop, there's 3 in my street, one of which right next door.[/QUOTE]
must be rather convenient
[QUOTE=Fausty;47184907]oh baby[/QUOTE]
More like ew.
[QUOTE=Fausty;47184907]oh baby[/QUOTE]
if they're not careful
He looks exactly like someone who would be addicted to porn rather than the latter.
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;47184954]must be rather convenient[/QUOTE]
If I lived next to a sex shop, I'd be on the lookout for people who I know can't afford a scandal, take their picture and blackmail them.
thats late cutting off your dick to stop teen pregnancy
Guy's retarded.
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't there an HBO or Showtime show about this one time?
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
Isn't there a porn actress who regularly gets advice from her parents
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
Boogie Nights?
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47185133]Isn't there a porn actress who regularly gets advice from her parents[/QUOTE]
dunno about that but there is one whose parents are her agents and prefer to sit in on the filmings and give advice to her for acting and the cameraman for angles
Thankfully nobody was in there, i can't imagine how lucky they feel they didn't go in. It's unbelievably silly what lengths people will go to for their beliefs.
Well, if that is his goal, homeboy has a long way to go.
That must've been hot.
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
Lots of those down South.
I don't fully understand the need for pornshops. Like, they made sense twenty years ago, when the internet was still crawling out of the soup, but now? Surely they can't turn enough of a profit to make it a worthwhile investment when a nearly infinite supply of free porn exists a google search away, and when online sales of sex toys are cheaper, more discrete, and generally provide a better customer experience.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47185772]I don't fully understand the need for pornshops. Like, they made sense twenty years ago, when the internet was still crawling out of the soup, but now? Surely they can't turn enough of a profit to make it a worthwhile investment when a nearly infinite supply of free porn exists a google search away, and when online sales of sex toys are cheaper, more discrete, and generally provide a better customer experience.[/QUOTE]
no try before you buy
duhhhh
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47185772]I don't fully understand the need for pornshops. Like, they made sense twenty years ago, when the internet was still crawling out of the soup, but now? Surely they can't turn enough of a profit to make it a worthwhile investment when a nearly infinite supply of free porn exists a google search away, and when online sales of sex toys are cheaper, more discrete, and generally provide a better customer experience.[/QUOTE]
the internet is for foul heathens who don't understand FEELING a woman
in paper form
[QUOTE=Van-man;47184901]Now imagine a family owned porn studio.[/QUOTE]
They'd call it The Aristocrats.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;47185479]dunno about that but there is one whose parents are her agents and prefer to sit in on the filmings and give advice to her for acting and the cameraman for angles[/QUOTE]
"Mom is this a good angle for double anal?"
[QUOTE=Dermock;47185940]"Mom is this a good angle for double anal?"[/QUOTE]
"Turn a bit to the left, dearie - we can't see enough of that gorgeous little rump of yours!"
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47185772]I don't fully understand the need for pornshops. Like, they made sense twenty years ago, when the internet was still crawling out of the soup, but now? Surely they can't turn enough of a profit to make it a worthwhile investment when a nearly infinite supply of free porn exists a google search away, and when online sales of sex toys are cheaper, more discrete, and generally provide a better customer experience.[/QUOTE]
I dunno. They probably got some business from the people going to the Taco Bell next door.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47185772]I don't fully understand the need for pornshops. Like, they made sense twenty years ago, when the internet was still crawling out of the soup, but now? Surely they can't turn enough of a profit to make it a worthwhile investment when a nearly infinite supply of free porn exists a google search away, and when online sales of sex toys are cheaper, more discrete, and generally provide a better customer experience.[/QUOTE]
More discreet? No way. It's easier to secretly buy toys at a store than to get a box in the mail that someone might open or be otherwise curious about.
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