Man to cops: The other part of my split personality robbed Chinese restaurant - Polidicks

[QUOTE]LEECHBURG, Pa. — Police say a western Pennsylvania man who claims to have split personalities confessed to robbing a Chinese restaurant after reading about it in the newspaper and realizing he was the person who did it. Online court records don't list an attorney for 23-year-old Timothy Beer, of Leechburg, who's been jailed since surrendering in Sunday's robbery of the China King Restaurant about 35 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. Beer came to the police station Tuesday, saying he wasn't feeling well and "did something stupid." Beer told police he ordered food and became angry when he perceived the person waiting on him was continuing to speak Chinese. The next thing Beer remembers, he was playing video games at his cousin's home — but says he later realized he committed the robbery when he read about it in Tuesday's Valley News Dispatch.[/QUOTE] SAUCE: [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46414837/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.T0iIHLSGt4N[/url] Beer came to the police station Tuesday, saying he wasn't feeling well and "did something stupid." You know it's bad when even the [i]Beer[/i] can't remember what happened last night.

What sort of surname is Beer.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34859213]What sort of surname is Beer.[/QUOTE] Well what sort nickname is gazzy_GUI ?

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;34859234]Well what sort nickname is gazzy_GUI ?[/QUOTE] Is your surname by any chance.. Beer?

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;34859234]Well what sort nickname is gazzy_GUI ?[/QUOTE] uhh an internet alias and a real surname are two different things

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;34859234]Well what sort nickname is gazzy_GUI ?[/QUOTE] The main difference here is one is in real life and the other is on the internet, where it's acceptable to have a name like "itsjustguy" or "XX_GAY_WEED_DAD69_XX"

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Sounds like two-face

Wow, I feel really bad for the guy. What do you do in this situation?

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34859213]What sort of surname is Beer.[/QUOTE] I know someone with that surname, and there is also an Australian cricketer whose surname is Beer. It's a damn good surname if you ask me

[QUOTE=Funcoot;34859430]Wow, I feel really bad for the guy. What do you do in this situation?[/QUOTE] Police will probably keep him in jail until he can get help, and then release him when he's medicated or whatever. Since he admitted and came forward about his problem I doubt he'd be prosecuted for the robbery.

[QUOTE=Bound;34859474]Police will probably keep him in jail until he can get help, and then release him when he's medicated or whatever.[/QUOTE] That is what I hope.

even the beer gets in trouble

I sincerely sympathize with this man if he earnestly did not commit it in his own persona. I couldn't imagine having to deal with something like that.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34859213]What sort of surname is Beer.[/QUOTE] I know someone who's surname is bacon

Still not an excuse for stealing stuff. :colbert:

My surname is Roach. Like the fish.. Or the insect...

The title is an oversimplification, this is an actual disorder: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder[/url] Coincidentally, my Psyche professor worked with a woman who had numerous identities, most of them weren't even her own age, half of them weren't even her own gender.

[QUOTE=Funcoot;34859485]That is what I hope.[/QUOTE] That's assuming he isn't just lying to get out of trouble.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;34861512]My surname is Roach. Like the fish.. Or the insect...[/QUOTE] When you have kids will they call you... Papa Roach?

So are they going to give him a psychic evaluation or just throw his ass in jail?

mr. beer shit that would be a cool teacher [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] or dr. beer

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;34861512]My surname is Roach. Like the fish.. Or the insect...[/QUOTE] ROACH, ROACH, WAKE UP. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU DOZENS OF 'EM.

I can't help but be a little sceptical about whether or not DID even exists, let alone if this guy has it. It sounds too much like someone trying to make up some shitty excuse to lessen an robbery charge.

Can't wait to see what [Green] will say about this...

[QUOTE=Reflectent;34865025]mr. beer shit that would be a cool teacher [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] or dr. beer[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer%E2%80%93Lambert_law[/url] Been there, done that