Well everyday no matter what I do, my dick smells fucking awful. Kind of like fish or something. I think it's smegma, but how do I get rid of it? It randomly makes this smelly fishy liquid thing. I do shower, and care for my dick alot. The thing is, I'm uncircumcised and my dick head is still not poppin out yet. Also 16 years old now.
Anyone else have this problem? God I hope I'm not the only one. Did you guys have the same problem when you went through puberty or something?
I know that its not the dick itself, but what it secretes. Sometimes when I take a napkin and press it on the tip of the dick, the smelly liquid is there.
Circumcise yourself with a rusty butter knife. Its the only way.
Bite it off.
Lick it.
I don't think your boyfriend has a problem with it.
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it's like a touch of bleach
Smells like fish, eh? :smug:
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You might wanna stop that.
I do use soap to wash my dick. I use Irish Spring.
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I would like a correct answer here!
Maybe your problem is... Irish Spring is pretty pungent. Dicks don't generally smell good.
Wash your dick and balls with rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21728987]I do use soap to wash my dick. I use Irish Spring.[/QUOTE]
Lava is not your normal soap, it'll remove adhesives off your walls and I bet it goes in and removes large amount of skin cells, like bleach. Feels like sandpaper when you give it a rinse.
Say good bye to dick cheese
Maybe pull back the skin and release the monster?
ask your doctor ffs
[QUOTE=Brandon;21729014]I would like a correct answer here![/QUOTE]
Just fold that shit back and rub it out when you take a shower! How much more complicated can it be?
[QUOTE=Brandon;21729068]Maybe pull back the skin and release the monster?[/QUOTE]
I can't, I'm uncircumcised, and i'm afraid i might rip or tear something if i pull it back hard
rinse your urethra out with soap
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729104]I can't, I'm uncircumcised, and i'm afraid i might rip or tear something if i pull it back hard[/QUOTE]
Then don't pull back hard just go slow?
am i suppose to rip it back or will it be easier to pull as i age
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;21729110]rinse your urethra out with soap[/QUOTE]
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how the fuck do i do that
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729114]am i suppose to rip it back or will it be easier to pull as i age[/QUOTE]
Just pull it back slowly, don't do it while your hard though, it hurts.
You have cancer.
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729114]am i suppose to rip it back or will it be easier to pull as i age[/QUOTE]
It probably depends what ways easier :P Just keep trying little by little every shower and you will achieve your dreams
will try to pull back now
brb shower.
will post results after
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729114]am i suppose to rip it back or will it be easier to pull as i age[/QUOTE]
You'll need to naturally stretch the skin. It may hurt at the first few times, but will no longer hurt after you have done it for a certain numbers of time (just make sure you peel it back slowly). It may be a weird practice to do, but you'll be thankful that you have stretched the skin to make it less tight once your girlfriend (or boyfriend, i dunno) want you to loose your virginity with her/him
[QUOTE=Optimistic;21729146]will try to pull back now
brb shower.
will post results after[/QUOTE]
Lol tell us how it goes
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