My Goldfish Is a Monster - General

So I thought I would bring this up. I own a goldfish, but this is no ordinary goldfish. This goldfish is close to 20 years old, (the average life span of a goldfish is 5-6 years) It's so old that it's turned completely white, and its really fucking huge enjoy some pictures! [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1167.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1165.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1162.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1161.jpg[/img] [b]OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM[/b] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1166.jpg[/img] [b]NEW PICKCHAS! 1/14[/b] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1178.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1192.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1194.jpg[/img] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1184.jpg[/img] [b]you talkin' to me?[/b] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1189.jpg[/img] [b]UPDATE 10/30/2009[/b] Fish is still alive and the same size. I asked Facepunch to give the fish a name. The fishes name is now Goldicus Fishimus.

Is it really a goldfish? It doesn't look... you know, gold.

its not a goldfish then is it

It's a monster! Run to the hills!

Oh shit oh shit oh shit it's a zombie oh shit oh shit-

Call the Guinness book of world records!

He looks cute in white.

Whitefish!

It looks like an Oscar.

It stares through my soul

You got ripped off. It's just some cheap fish that was painted gold.

whiteseakitten

Stop being so dramatic, it's a normal goddamn fish, there's nothing special about it, besides it living abnormally longer.

[QUOTE=jota de;13213974]Is it really a goldfish? It doesn't look... you know, gold.[/QUOTE] Look what he said [QUOTE=Tugger;13213962]This fish outlived my first dog. It's so old that it's turned completely white, and its really fucking huge[/QUOTE]

In the second picture it looks really old and dignified.

[QUOTE=Slippers;13214000]You got ripped off. It's just some cheap fish that was painted gold.[/QUOTE] Exactly

How do you know all of this exactly? Unless thread is satire.

whitefish*

[QUOTE=Tugger;13213962] [img]http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/Tugg3r/IMG_1162.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Little guy is like [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-ohdear.png[/img]

[quote=xsparkzx;13213983]it's a monster! Run to the hills![/quote] run for your life!!!

Do its eyes glow red and kill people that your mom then hides in the backyard?

cook it i bet it tastes yummy

[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/nmfdbq.png[/img]

What color will it turn when it does? Can't be white, so maybe translucent?

[QUOTE=Katana Fox;13214035]Do its eyes glow red and kill people that your mom then hides in the backyard?[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=ratman122;13214017]Exactly[/QUOTE] Why would anyone replace a goldfish with something else? The fucking paint would cost more than the fish itself.

[QUOTE=Dragon;13214042][img]http://i43.tinypic.com/nmfdbq.png[/img][/QUOTE] Gah, now it's staring into my soul!

[QUOTE=Dragon;13214042][img]http://i43.tinypic.com/nmfdbq.png[/img][/QUOTE] The face of a serious killer.

Is it just me that finds the second fish hilarious?

that fish in the background has some comical eyes