MI5 warns British officials to beware of Russian 'honey traps' as relations worsen over Ukraine - Polidicks

[quote] Officials have been alerted to undercover agents from Russia's SVR and FSB espionage services trying to entrap them with sexual favours MI5 chiefs have told British officials in Russia to guard against 'honey traps' as •relations with the Kremlin plunge over Ukraine. The alert comes as a senior Whitehall lawyer told how a blonde beauty tried to entrap him when he went to a conference in Moscow. She approached him while he had an after-dinner drink in a bar. He said: “I thought MI5 was being over-cautious until a woman who looked like a model began chatting and told me her favourite part of the UK was Bath, my home town. “She told me how she would love to visit the city. “She was extremely friendly and very touchy-feely and I was flattered. “I thought what a coincidence she wanted to visit my home town. [/quote] [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mi5-warns-british-officials-beware-3273487[/url]

[QUOTE]“She was extremely friendly and very touchy-feely and I was flattered.[/QUOTE] You're in mate

Welp. With the possible return to the Cold War, let's return to the classic formula for James Bond. James Bond vs Russia.

Get in bed with Russian spy, tell her you're only into getting ridden cowgirl while gagged. You get hot Russian spy sex [I]and[/I] you're sure not to spill any beans! Just make sure the safe-word isn't the nuclear launch code.

This is some fucking James Bond shit going on here.

Haha goddamnit: [quote]He said: “I thought MI5 was being over-cautious until a woman who looked like a model began chatting [B]and told me her favourite part of the UK was Bath, my home town.[/B][/quote] movie madness right here.

[QUOTE=Riller;44336732]Get in bed with Russian spy, tell her you're only into getting ridden cowgirl while gagged. You get hot Russian spy sex [I]and[/I] you're sure not to spill any beans! Just make sure the safe-word isn't the nuclear launch code.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if Denmark has an intelligence service, hell, I'm not entirely sure Denmark has an army, but if they do you need to be made chief grandmaster wizard of both.

[QUOTE]Why would a beautiful woman be interested in a balding, overweight, •middle-aged man like me?[/QUOTE] Awwww man

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;44337020]I'm not sure if Denmark has an intelligence service, hell, I'm not entirely sure Denmark has an army, but if they do you need to be made chief grandmaster wizard of both.[/QUOTE] We have one of the finest armies in the world. And one of the most outrageous intelligence services. Actually we helped you guys a truckerfuckerload down in Afghanistan.

[QUOTE=Slarav;44337125]We have one of the finest armies in the world. And one of the most outrageous intelligence services. Actually we helped you guys a truckerfuckerload down in Afghanistan.[/QUOTE]Okay, if your country is so magical and wonderful then why isn't Riller a chief grandmaster wizard? Ho ho, check and mate, good sir!

"I happen to love collecting wooden spoons made out of oak tree too!" "I have a thing for government officials"

[quote]told me her favourite part of the UK was Bath, my home town.[/quote] I'm imagining this incredibly sexy blonde woman approaching the guy and saying, in the thickest russian accent; "Hello, my favourite part of UK is Bath, your home town."

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44337150]I'm imagining this incredibly sexy blonde woman approaching the guy and saying, in the thickest russian accent; "Hello, my favourite part of UK is Bath, your home town."[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;x0JsWxRV9KE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0JsWxRV9KE[/video]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;44337135]Okay, if your country is so magical and wonderful then why isn't Riller a chief grandmaster wizard? Ho ho, check and mate, good sir![/QUOTE] Ahem. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1WCmVsD.png[/IMG]

Why am i getting vibes of this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCEBWkLwqc[/media]

[QUOTE=Riller;44337771]Ahem. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1WCmVsD.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Now that's manpower. You can only wonder how far one of these "honey-traps" might have gone? Maybe even to the point where she makes you believe spouting military secrets will turn her on like a floodlight.

The MI5 should consider using [URL="http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1320880992.png"]catapults[/URL] to deal with that problem. That way you can also return them to the sender! How practical.