Argentinian man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on
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[b]Argentinian man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on: reports[/b]
Source: [url=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-dies-sex-scarecrow-strapped-sex-toy-article-1.2172316]NY Daily News[/url]
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[i]An Argentinian man died during sex with a scarecrow he elaborately dressed up as a woman, reports say.[/i]
A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.
Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, [url=http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/man-died-after-having-sex-5452087]the Irish Mirror reported[/url].
"There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.
The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.
His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.
Autopsy results have not yet been released.[/quote]
...oh wow. :v:
Didn't something startlingly similar happen not too long ago?
Guess he was just scared stiff.
[sp]I'm so sorry.[/sp]
[QUOTE]The depraved sex fiend[/QUOTE]
That's pretty heavy language..
[QUOTE=cccritical;47791663]Didn't something startlingly similar happen not too long ago?[/QUOTE]
Yeah few months ago a old German guy did the same thing and also died with his stuffed lover. :v:
I'm willing to bet that his heart gave out from all the action.
He could have seen this coming if only he had a brain.
[quote=the article]A kinky Argentinian man[/quote]
"kinky" is quite the understatement here.
This new Batman game is going in directions I'm not so sure about...