Show's Over! Nigerian Student Creates Proof Gay Marriage Scientifically Impossible - Polidicks

[quote]Chibuihem Amalaha, a post-graduate student at the University of Lago in Nigeria, has finally discovered a way to incontrovertibly prove that gay marriage is wrong, using a variety of very scientific techniques. For instance, magnets! “To start with, physics is one of the most fundamentals of all the sciences and I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female. Even in physics when you study what is called electrostatics, you found that when you rub particles together they don’t attract each other but when you rub particle in another medium they will attract each other. For example, if you use your biro and rub it on your hair, after rubbing, try to bring small pieces of paper they will attract because one is charged while the other one is not charged. But if both of them are charged they don’t attract, which means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong.”[/quote] [img]http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/science.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/205755/nigerian-student-uses-magnets-to-prove-gay-marriage-scientifically-impossible/[/url] another source, [url]http://allafrica.com/stories/201309060368.html[/url]

Is he actually serious? Oh jesus christ he is, isn't he.

Give the man a PhD. [sp]Because his D is P. tiny.[/sp]

What about a monopole?

-my automerge-

Well thank fuck we don't have electrically charged genitals then or sex could be quite the shocking experience for everyone involved.

Well, can't argue with his logic can we? If magnets don't attract, then we shouldn't. Pack up your rainbow flags and dragon dildos, gay is over.

welp i'm convinced, nothing wrong with that argument [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] extrie extrie read all about it, god among men solves the gay, all gay people everywhere realize their south poles repel each other and gay divorce

ah okay case closed

Oh wow.

it's funny because we're all progressive minded people and realize gay marriage should be legalized!

what about a halbach array, where the poles are aligned so that one pole greatly overpowers the other and is essentially a monopole ohshit did I just create a justifiable proof for rape..... where's his scientific method, this thing just reeks of personal bias

But if gay people are like magnets, does that mean we can use them to make maglev trains?

[QUOTE=Sableye;42186870]where's his scientific method, this thing just reeks of personal bias[/QUOTE] also he's using magnets to discuss human relationships so there's that

This entire thing is bullshit. His method [I]clearly[/I] fails to take into account the [I]shape[/I] of the magnets used. By showing that two bar magnets, the magnetic representation of dicks, naturally come together and stick to each other, the fool [B]actually[/B] proved that it is 100% natural for hot, sweaty, sticky mansex to occur! The only thing he proved is that you can't stick one dick in another nor stick a butt in another butt, but instead you require a dick-to-butt connection.

[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Fridge_Magnet_Halbach.svg/440px-Fridge_Magnet_Halbach.svg.png [/t] oh boy don't show him this.... two opposites forced to gather actually can reinforce their field and make more peoplerrrr..magnets gay [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] I think this should be the proof for poligamy

That university owes him a refund. I really am curious as to how he can relate magnetic forces(or physics in general) to human sexuality.

magnets are pretty gay [img]http://www.ndt-ed.org/EducationResources/CommunityCollege/MagParticle/Graphics/magpart3a.gif[/img] that's like auto fellatio right

He should have use two gaybow U-magnets. He used straight bar magnets, of course they're going to repel. Gaybow magnets will stick right together.

Consequently this also explains the rather high rape statistics in Nigeria, as clearly penises simply fly into random vaginas from great distances

I wonder what kind of grades I have to have to get a scholarship to the University of Nigeria [editline]13th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=hypno-toad;42187001]Consequently this also explains the rather high rape statistics in Nigeria, as clearly mens penises simply fly into random vaginas from great distances[/QUOTE] The Vaginas came to them, actualy, the men were the ones being raped.

[QUOTE=Del91;42187003] The Vaginas came to them, actualy, the men were the ones being raped.[/QUOTE] Flying vaginas.

2 + 2 = gay marriage not good

[QUOTE=gudman;42187103]Flying vaginas.[/QUOTE] flyginas

At the least, it's a more convincing argument then the 'Pray away the gay' mob. As much the same way as a car that has only 80% of a fuel tank missing and is on fire is better then a car that has 90% of the fuel tank missing and is on fire.

[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;42186877]But if gay people are like magnets, does that mean we can use them to make maglev trains?[/QUOTE] Or just forget about the trains; just lay down the infrastructure and we'll float along on our own for free.

If being straight is positive and gay is negative, this should apply to all positives and negatives also If I take two vacuums creating a negative pressure and put them together, they attract If I take two fans creating positive pressure and put them together, they won't attract By his logic I've just proven that being straight is physically impossible

Fucking magnets...

His lab assistant: [img]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8379/magnets.jpg[/img]

My mind is blown by this logic. :suicide: