Court Bans Man from Having Sex – “He’s Too Stupid” - Polidicks

[quote]UK courts have banned a 41-year-old man from having sex as he is not deemed intelligent enough, with the judge claiming “it in his best interests” and local authorities ordered to actively prevent him from pursuing any further sexual relationships. The 41-year-old man, described as “sociable” and well behaved, was accused by his local council of having a “vigorous sex drive” which was inappropriate given his IQ of 48.[/quote] :downs: what do I use my penis for again? [url]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/02/08/court-bans-man-from-having-sex-hes-too-stupid/[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the rules" - TH89))[/highlight]

i think it should just be legal for him to reproduce.. Don't disagree. I love mentally handicapped people.

What kind of fucking source is that?

We should all chip in and buy this man a Fleshlight.

I know nothing on this subject, but does being retarded mean you will have a high chance of a retarded baby? [editline]9th February 2011[/editline] Oh shit, Japanese porn site as source, abandon thread.

Sankaku Complex is not a valid source by itself. :colbert: [editline]9th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Explosions;27960977] Oh shit, Japanese porn site as source, abandon thread.[/QUOTE] No. It is something [U][B][I][highlight][/I][/B][/U][U][B][I]FAR, FAR[/highlight][/I][/B][/U] worse.

I remember reading somewhere else that the guy was in a sexual relationship with a man.

I want to see this validified by a source that isn't Sankaku Complex Goddamn I forgot the site even existed for a while

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;27961956]I want to see this validified by a source that isn't Sankaku Complex Goddamn I forgot the site even existed for a while[/QUOTE] Yeah. I saw it on another site too. I thought it was gawker but it's not there.

41 year old virgin.

[QUOTE=xKAZUYAx;27961985]41 year old virgin.[/QUOTE] Read the article

Why not just give him a vasectomy?

Here's a slightly more legitimate source... [url]http://www.vancouversun.com/life/Judge+bans+with+from+having/4225699/story.html[/url]

[url=http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/COP/2011/101.html]Legal papers on the matter[/url]

Interesting.

You know if that kind of ruling was handed out in the US the judge would get his shit slapped so hard. edit: Nevermind just read through the document, I wonder why he wasn't arrested before hand. [quote]# In addition to the relationship between Alan and Kieron, two events involving Alan in 2008 prompted the local authority to make this application. i) On 12 September 2008 a young boy in a dentist's waiting area observed a man touching his groin, licking his lips and was then asked by the man for his name. The dentist's diary showed that Alan was due for an appointment at that time. ii) On 10 September 2008 two girls aged 9 and 10 stated that when travelling on a bus a man had commented upon their physical appearance, touched their upper legs and then attempted to look up their skirts. The police were notified. On 4 October 2008 these two girls were travelling on the bus once again, as was Alan. The girls notified the bus driver who also notified the police. Alan was then taken to the police station and questioned. However, the police decided that no further action should be taken against him.[/quote]

People banning other people from reproducing? [B] ABOUT FUCKING TIME. [/B]

how the fuck can you be too stupid to have sex

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;27961451]Sankaku Complex is not a valid source by itself. :colbert: [editline]9th February 2011[/editline] No. It is something [U][B][I][highlight][/I][/B][/U][U][B][I]FAR, FAR[/highlight][/I][/B][/U] worse.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHwAffUNxop[/media]

They should instill this more often

Doesn't this fall under that whole taking away god given rights from people? Not right imo.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;27973431]Doesn't this fall under that whole taking away god given rights from people? Not right imo.[/QUOTE] It's definitely right when he starts touching little girls and masturbating in dental offices.

[QUOTE=Explosions;27960977]I know nothing on this subject, but does being retarded mean you will have a high chance of a retarded baby? [editline]9th February 2011[/editline] Oh shit, Japanese porn site as source, abandon thread.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo349/Nowitness41Dirk/AbandonThread.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Terrenteller))[/highlight]

Most of facepunch is raging right now that a person with an iq of 48 is getting more action than themselves :smug:

:downs::fh:

and then suddenly he had a genius child

is he a weeaboo

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;27961451] No. It is something [U][B][I][highlight][/I][/B][/U][U][B][I]FAR, FAR[/highlight][/I][/B][/U] worse.[/QUOTE] No, it's the reason that the rule against Japanese porn websites as your source exists.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;27973431]Doesn't this fall under that whole taking away god given rights from people? Not right imo.[/QUOTE] No, this would be going against human rights. Then again, this guy probably doesn't understand what happens from sex (Pregnancy, kids, or the transfer of STDs, and others.) He doesn't realize the repercussions of just boning someone (or something) and wandering off like nothing happened. If he's this dumb then he doesn't deserve to be having sex.

Exactly how can some be stupid enough to not know how to have sex?