Man gets call from burglar… who turns out to be his dog - Polidicks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aiBr6.jpg[/img] [quote]POLICE IN OREM, Utah, say a man who thought he was getting a call from a burglar had actually gotten a call from… his dog. Authorities in the community south of Salt Lake City say the man contacted police on Wednesday after he received a phone call from his home phone on his cellphone. Officials say the man heard banging and scratching noises on the line and figured it was an intruder. Police went to the man’s home, but didn’t find anything missing or broken. The man later called officers and told them he figured out the mystery. He said his dog had grabbed the home phone’s receiver and apparently hit the redial button while burying it in the backyard.[/quote] [del]In other news, director M. Night has shown interest in producing a film adaptation and has started talks to acquire rights to the production[/del] [url=http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/phonecall-dog-burglar-623377-Oct2012/]SOURCE[/url]

Wat

Well he did technically get a call from a burglar. The dog the was stealing the phone.

Hello Yes, this is dog

Well doggone.

Man: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Dog: [after a long pause] [I]Woof.[/I]

SO IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG

[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/194/669/yo-dod-we-heard-hello-yes-this-is-dog.png?1320279521[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Asaratha))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=D3TBS;37928190]Man: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Dog: [after a long pause] [I]Woof.[/I][/QUOTE] Trying to hard. Also, why is this news?

[QUOTE=Bledrix;37928215][img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/194/669/yo-dod-we-heard-hello-yes-this-is-dog.png?1320279521[/img][/QUOTE] please return to LMAO pics

[QUOTE=D3TBS;37928190]Man: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Dog: [after a long pause] [I]Woof.[/I][/QUOTE] premise for taken 3 [img]http://i.imgur.com/EIeaz.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;37928236]please return to LMAO pics[/QUOTE] No, LMAO pics doesn't need any more of that unfunny crap. Keep it in the OIFY.

[QUOTE=Pat4ever;37928346]No, LMAO pics doesn't need any more of that unfunny crap. Keep it in the OIFY.[/QUOTE] No, that shit doesn't even need to exist. Throw it in a bonfire.

They're learning.

Wow. That was a twist. :v:

my cat used to do this shit all the time called the cops once too

[QUOTE=D3TBS;37928190]Man: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Dog: [after a long pause] [I]Woof.[/I][/QUOTE] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my phone go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[QUOTE=lavacano;37928379]No, that shit doesn't even need to exist. Throw it in a bonfire.[/QUOTE] But but but but...but then it will contaminate the air! THINK OF THE ICE CAPS!

Then who was phone?

[QUOTE=znk666;37932112]Then who was phone?[/QUOTE] Dog was.

This has given me an idea on how to outsource call centres to an even cheaper market than India.

[QUOTE=znk666;37932112]Then who was phone?[/QUOTE] Dan was.