One day i was in my Biology class. this girl in front of me starts fighting with this kid about how Iron Man can blow up spider man to smithereens. Around her are a few ordinary penis drawers and anime lovers, nothing out of the ordinary.
One day we got in a religious debate. Ironically. In biology class. At first shes just bitching about how shes a great drawer when her pictures look like keys next to a dasani water bottle. No shadows below them.
Then my friend and I start talking about religion and its just a normal look at my way and ill look at yours conversation. Then the same girl butts in and starts acting like a know it all bitch saying shes atheist and she has a point too. Just unnecessary comments. Then the teacher gets involved and asks "if god created Earth. Who created God?". The girl starts shouting how shes been asking the same thing and then she starts shouting "I don't believe what i cant see! I don't believe what i cant see!". So of course some religious people start getting pissed around her and shes just acting like an asshole. (By the way I've been thinking of that since 7th grade. Here we are in 10th grade and she thinks shes like some philosophical goddess).
Then she starts talking about how we should impeach Obama, giving no information why he should and why hes so EVIL.
So we start talking about country music and why we think it sucks. She turns around real slow and says "you know you're saying that in front of a country girl right?". Now people of course are gonna drag it on and on and start saying country sucks! country sucks! All she can resort to at this point is kicking anyone that says country sucks. So I shout "EVERYONE SHES AN ATHEIST KICK HER!" Once again she turns around and says "really?..." So i say "well who created country!? I thought you don't believe what you cant see?" Then she say "well who created god?" then i say "I don't care. I'm agnostic"
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Are you in 4th grade
She sounds like a good troll.
and lieing
You didn't kick anyones ass. You just made a shitty thread.
wow you totally owned her!!!!!!!
great story i hope to see more from you in the future
fuck my automerge
[QUOTE=Swim;21376535]Are you in 4th grade[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/search.php?searchid=2666773]Yes, he is.[/url]
bro story cool
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I'm confused. When did you kick her ass?
I don't even
Sounds like you're in 4th grade.
Why would you even post this on Facepunch? This doesn't make you cool.
OP is 12.
You're all immature.
Your not very smart and neither is this thread.
also this never happened.
You're an assfuck for telling people to kick a girl. Especially since you're quite obviously a child and don't even know how to use your legs yet.
SO when you said everyone kick her, nothing happened
Dude you totally kicked her atheist ass.
yo dawg you beat up a girl
not cool bro
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;21376568]bro story cool[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;21376500]One day i was in my Biology class. this girl in front of me starts fighting with this kid about how Iron Man can blow up spider man to smithereens. Around her are a few ordinary penis drawers and anime lovers, nothing out of the ordinary.
One day we got in a religious debate. Ironically. In biology class. At first shes just bitching about how shes a great drawer when her pictures look like keys next to a dasani water bottle. No shadows below them.
Then my friend and I start talking about religion and its just a normal look at my way and ill look at yours conversation. Then the same girl butts in and starts acting like a know it all bitch saying shes atheist and she has a point too. Just unnecessary comments. Then the teacher gets involved and asks "if god created Earth. Who created God?". The girl starts shouting how shes been asking the same thing and then she starts shouting "I don't believe what i cant see! I don't believe what i cant see!". So of course some religious people start getting pissed around her and shes just acting like an asshole. (By the way I've been thinking of that since 7th grade. Here we are in 10th grade and she thinks shes like some philosophical goddess).
Then she starts talking about how we should impeach Obama, giving no information why he should and why hes so EVIL.
So we start talking about country music and why we think it sucks. She turns around real slow and says "you know you're saying that in front of a country girl right?". Now people of course are gonna drag it on and on and start saying country sucks! country sucks! All she can resort to at this point is kicking anyone that says country sucks. So I shout "EVERYONE SHES AN ATHEIST KICK HER!" Once again she turns around and says "really?..." So i say "well who created country!? I thought you don't believe what you cant see?" Then she say "well who created god?" then i say "I don't care. I'm agnostic"[/QUOTE]
You are incredibly retarded. Every person you mentioned in the story is also retarded, but less so.
(and agnosticism does not replace theism or atheism as a stance on theology)
Also, your "who created country!?" argument is incredibly stupid.
[QUOTE=Swim;21376535]Are you in 4th grade[/QUOTE]
you should ban him for being in 4-TAUIWSFHDIAUFHA OH WAIT HAWUHDUAHWUHAWUHAWUHA
oh HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED !!!
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;21376596]You're all immature.[/QUOTE]
Thanks I'm so glad we have the responsible adult around to put us in line!
[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;21376500]One day i was in my Biology class. this girl in front of me starts fighting with this kid about how Iron Man can blow up spider man to smithereens. Around her are a few ordinary penis drawers and anime lovers, nothing out of the ordinary.
[/QUOTE]
What does this have to do with the story? :confused:
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21376667]you should ban him for being in 4-TAUIWSFHDIAUFHA OH WAIT HAWUHDUAHWUHAWUHAWUHA
oh HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED !!![/QUOTE]
wHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PERFUMLYYYY!
I was hoping of a epic battle sequence.
My hopes were dashed.
Please be a troll please be a troll
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21376667]you should ban him for being in 4-TAUIWSFHDIAUFHA OH WAIT HAWUHDUAHWUHAWUHAWUHA
oh HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED !!![/QUOTE]
Perfumly you silly willy
stop being so silly
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