In this guide, I'm going to teach you all how to enjoy a bag of raw Mr.Noodles.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Now why would I eat noodles raw? Thats just plain silly." Well, it's actually quite tasty. Now, onto the guide.
1. Head on down to the gas station, or local super market and pick up a bag of Mr.Noodle (Only 40 cents). Any flavor will do, but I enjoy Chicken or Beef the most. In this guide I'll be using Chicken, so, adjust accordingly.
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2. Crush it up. (DO NOT OPEN THE TOP.) Crush it as small as you would like your noodles to be, the larger they are, the more sauce they're covered in.
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3. Grasp the top of the noodles and pinch each side of your noodle packet. Then, pull from both sides and your noodles should be open.
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4. Now reach into your package of noodle and search around for a small packet labeled "SOUP STOCK". Search around for the small rip in the packet of soup stock (shown below.) and rip it open.
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5. Pour the contents of the soup stock packet into the bag of noodles, using the entrance you previously made.
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6. Close your hands over the top of the package. (Were you opened it.) First, make sure no soup stock can get out. Then, shake it up and down, (One of the many methods of distributing the sauce.) in tell you feel you're ready to start eating.
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7. You are now ready to eat your raw Mr.Noodle, enjoy!
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These are a fast route to death, but they're good.
Also, so many food threads.
This was the best snack in elementary.
Do this all the time with Chili-Chicken flavor. Shit's good.
These aren't actually raw, they're once cooked.
I always thought they were yummy like that, it's like noodle chips or something.
I've never tried this before. I'm going to go try it now. I have a fuckton of this stuff.
Me, too. Wait, doesn't that shit give you a terrible stomach ache?
I never knew this until I was with my friend once at Dollorama, where we grabbed a pack each and ate it. Raw noodles are the shit.
Sounds good, I should try them some time. Good break from Kit-Kat bars...
Mmm, wow, they're actually pretty tasty.
Noodles are good
I've been doing this since I was 6. Where have you been?
I saw some kids eating this stuff at my school.
I don't really like raw noodles.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;20299173]I've never tried this before. I'm going to go try it now. I have a fuckton of this stuff.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck? you never tried this?
what fucking planet are you from
I do this when I'm lazy as fuck.
[QUOTE=fuck you;20299499]what the fuck? you never tried this?
what fucking planet are you from[/QUOTE]
Epsilon Eridani b in the planetary system of Epsilon Eridani.
[QUOTE=fuck you;20299499]what the fuck? you never tried this?
what fucking planet are you from[/QUOTE]
You enjoy the word "Fuck"
EDIT: These noodles aren't called "Mr. Noodle" here, it's "Maruchan Ramen Noodles"
And brb trying this now
Instant-dehydrator.
I've always thought that this was stupid.
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Doesn't mean it is, though.
[img]http://twobites.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ramen.jpg[/img] > Mr. Noodles
Maruchan and Mr Noodles are essentially the same stuff,
However I enjoy Maruchan better hot, and Mr Noodles is better for raw consumption.
Step one, open bag.
Step two, eat raw noodles block, sprinkling on seasoning as desired.
I only eat ramen like this, sucks when it's cooked.
I nibble raw noodles while I cook the rest.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;20300448]Step one, open bag.
Step two, eat raw noodles block, sprinkling on seasoning as desired.[/QUOTE]
Even better, run it under water for a few seconds so it gets moist, and sprinkle the powder on top.
enjoy your worms
Worms grow in uncooked food. Instant Noodles are precooked.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;20299320]Noodles are good[/QUOTE]
no shit sherlock
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