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PIRATES. The most expensive adult production in the history of mankind (approximately 1 million dollars were spent making this movie). Action, pirates, boobs, this movie has it all.
The New York Times said:
[quote=New York Times]...a relatively high-budget story of a group of ragtag sailors who go searching for a crew of evil pirates who have a plan for world domination. Also, many of the characters in the movie have sex with one another.[/quote]
Trailer:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fsTe3fuLQc[/media]
Fun facts:
- The production was shot using high definition digital video cameras and featured over 300 special effects shots.
-The film set a record by winning 11 [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVN_Awardsl]AVN Awards[/url]
-Several scenes were shot on board a replica of the HMS Bounty in St. Petersburg, Florida. The owners of the ship were not aware of the true nature of the film as they were advised that the film being made was a "Disney-type pirate film for families." :mmmhmm:
This strange mix-up between porn and Pirates of the Caribbean has been an excellent subject in many discussions. Do we really want to go trough 2 hours of mediocre acting to watch a few pirate-themed porn scenes? Do we really want to sit through a bunch of pirate-themed porn scenes to watch 2 hours of mediocre acting?
I had the pleasure of watching it recently. And I must say, it was surprisingly good. Okay, I only got through about 2/3 before I was so horny that everything but the porn scenes was just annoying, but until then it was good. A lot of the in-between dialog and action was actually funny to watch, and it had some smoking hot babes. The cast of ladies is great.
I must admit, I am not sure whether I like this kind of movie, but it was an experience watching it.
So, have you guys seen it? Do you want to? What do you think of the movie, and the whole concept?
(Oh, and there's a sequel, named "Stagnettis Revenge")
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By popular demand, here are some pirate-themed :siren:NSFW:siren: screenshots (spoiler alert lol):
Strange scene where a bunch of pirates watch a kidnapped girl and another girl do it:
[img_thumb]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3773/porn1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Notice the guy without legs holding her leg:
[img_thumb]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3788/porn2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Another lesbian scene with some nice scenery:
[img_thumb]http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8003/porn3.jpg[/img_thumb]
And, of course, the main feature, good ol' pirate sex:
[img_thumb]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8955/porn4.jpg[/img_thumb]
(Yeah, I prefer lesbian porn. The majority of the porn in the movie is straight)
OMG, porn in HD
I haven't watched it... what's it about? :v:
Oh. My. Sweet lemonade.
Brb, I'm going to visit a certain BAY where a lot of SHIPS dock to obtain RUM.
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Links to some of the "pirate themed scenes."
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;21045230]OMG, porn in HD
I haven't watched it... what's it about? :v:[/QUOTE]
The plot isn't really important, but it's mostly about this dork of a captain who tries to catch a notorious pirate. Who do some magic shit. Kinda like Pirates of the Caribbean.
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[QUOTE=Jumbo_Grill;21045294]Oh. My. Sweet lemonade.
Brb, I'm going to visit a certain BAY where a lot of SHIPS dock to obtain RUM.[/QUOTE]
Yaarrr, mighty good idear
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[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21045323]Links to some of the "pirate themed scenes."[/QUOTE]
Can't find any right now.
Porn and pirates? I'm in.
[QUOTE=TicTac;21045403]Porn and pirates? I'm in.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the club.
Rum and popcorn?
So it's a cheesy porn movie.
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I like it.
That movie was awesome.
[QUOTE=Jumbo_Grill;21045439]Welcome to the club.
Rum and popcorn?[/QUOTE]I'll take the bum.
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Rum.
I've never understood "porn with a plot."
It just ends up being "porn I fast-forward through most of."
But hey, maybe this one will actually be decent.
This is the shittiest porn I've ever seen.
Porn should NEVER have a storyline, especially this bad.
The porn scenes aren't good either. They spent so much money on scenary that half the time you see it from a long distance so that you can get a good look at the scenary.
I remember me and my girlfriend went to a video store to rent one of the actual pirates of the caribbean movies and I saw one that [I]looked[/I] like it and quickly bought it, as the teenager clerk gave me this face like :smug: .
I popped it in and then we kinda' just watch about five minutes before going "wtf".
First porn movie I watched...it was awesome
I honestly think "story" in porn is just stupid, just cut to what we came to see
[QUOTE=Tools;21045942]This is the shittiest porn I've ever seen.
Porn should NEVER have a storyline, especially this bad.
The porn scenes aren't good either. They spent so much money on scenary that half the time you see it from a long distance so that you can get a good look at the scenary.[/QUOTE]
I think it kinda adds a new dimension to the porn. I don't know, it just feels... More realistic.
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[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;21045993]I remember me and my girlfriend went to a video store to rent one of the actual pirates of the caribbean movies and I saw one that [I]looked[/I] like it and quickly bought it, as the teenager clerk gave me this face like :smug: .
I popped it in and then we kinda' just watch about five minutes before going "wtf".[/QUOTE]
With your girlfriend?
Hot.
:q:
Stories should stick to erotic novels and not to movies
The office xxx parody is good too
I laughed. Hard.
I wonder if one of the pirates are going to say "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!" during one of the sex scenes.
That would make my day.
I saw this at blockbuster, along with the sequel.
I'm serious.
Is there a scene where some guy is banging the girl while she yells "h..ARGH..der!"
This thread will not die until we see one of the sex scenes, or at least a screen.
I laughed when they are running and the guy was yelling "Turn the boat around!" and the other guy was like "FUCK MEH."
I really hope there's a "plunder your booty" line.
ive seen this movie at blockbuster
[QUOTE=Zerg_humper;21045888]I've never understood "porn with a plot."
It just ends up being "porn I fast-forward through most of."[/QUOTE]
This. two hours or so of "movie" skipped 70% of it.
I was interested just by the title
Screenshots incoming
Tits
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;21045993]I remember me and my girlfriend went to a video store to rent one of the actual pirates of the caribbean movies and I saw one that [I]looked[/I] like it and quickly bought it, as the teenager clerk gave me this face like :smug: .
I popped it in and then we kinda' just watch about five minutes before going "wtf".[/QUOTE]
Before you thought 'fuck it, let's re-enact this movie!'
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