I accidently smoked a ton right before my anti-weed counseling. - General

So I got home and just got some bud, so I smoked it all and right after, my mom called me to remind me I had anti-drug counseling in 20 min. I was able to shower and change (smell), drop eye-drops (red eyes) and drink a bunch of water and run all in time for it. My result: Success.

I accidentally robbed a bank with 20 pounds of fertilizer bombs and an AK-47 and was found not guilty in court. My result: Success

[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18544822]I accidentally robbed a bank with 20 pounds of fertilizer bombs and an AK-47 and was found not guilty in court. My result: Success[/QUOTE] I know we were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

you didn't accidently smoke also LOL you have drug councilling you junkie

No you didn't.

You're so cool I wish I was you.

Dear Diary: Today I went to anti-drug counseling and wanted to sound badass, so I told facepunch I got ultra stoned and managed to become sober in 20 minutes. Maybe now people will like me and daddy will stop hitting me with things.

I wish I was a total badass... Smokin' that weed stuff... I only got heroine, crack, and all the other pussy stuff. :saddowns:

I'd go to court high if I had the chance. Itd probably help me out with talking to the judge. You just gotta remember that unless your eyes are completely blown out and you reek like chong's apartment then youre gonna be fine.

Wow looks like the weed killed your brain cells that deal with memory and common sense...

I don't see the point in flaming really : He just forgot he had that and smoked and went anyway.

[QUOTE=jonashappy;18545022]I'd go to court high if I had the chance. Itd probably help me out with talking to the judge. You just gotta remember that unless your eyes are completely blown out and you reek like chong's apartment then youre gonna be fine.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u266b7guc[/media]

congrats, drug counseling sucks and you should come high the first month.

[QUOTE=vachon644;18548464]I don't see the point in flaming really : He just forgot he had that and smoked and went anyway.[/QUOTE] This. He didn't do it to sound badass as far as I can tell.

[QUOTE=Tendercrisp;18550269][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u266b7guc[/media][/QUOTE] "Television? We're on TV?" That guy looks kinda like DJ paul from 3-6 mafia. I bet hes fuckin stoned though. "Makin ends meet" means slangin to me.

Counseling? For WEED? Am I the only one disgusted here?

[QUOTE=ghosevil;18556048]Counseling? For WEED? Am I the only one disgusted here?[/QUOTE] My parents were on the verge of sending me to drug counseling/rehab/something along those lines They seem to think that smoking pot makes me a junkie. My step-dad uses the term "using" to describe my marijuana use. Yes, he [b]is[/b] a fucking moron.

[QUOTE=Anubis678;18556218]My parents were on the verge of sending me to drug counseling/rehab/something along those lines They seem to think that smoking pot makes me a junkie. My step-dad uses the term "using" to describe my marijuana use. Yes, he [b]is[/b] a fucking moron.[/QUOTE] reminds me of this indian kid in the rehab/counseling place I went to, went there cause he told his dad he smokes weed, and this dude was rich had a unlimmited credit card and everything, you don't tell your indian dad you smoke weed, that's retarded and he got it all taken away. That place was so gay, you're lucky you don't have to go, court made me go but they called it recovery even if you just smoked pot. who sends their kids to rehab for pot, let alone their college kids? that's stupid. [editline]07:02AM[/editline] that was fucking hard to type. [editline]07:27AM[/editline] oh shit re read my post. not calling you an idiot, just giving an experience.

[QUOTE=Anubis678;18556218]My parents were on the verge of sending me to drug counseling/rehab/something along those lines They seem to think that smoking pot makes me a junkie. My step-dad uses the term "using" to describe my marijuana use. Yes, he [b]is[/b] a fucking moron.[/QUOTE] Make him watch "The Union" Or just make him watch anything on marijuana that isn't sponsored by the government/privately owned companies. He's probably one of those people that only reads information on marijuana if it's against it right?

[QUOTE=Valdor;18560122]Make him watch "The Union" Or just make him watch anything on marijuana that isn't sponsored by the government/privately owned companies. He's probably one of those people that only reads information on marijuana if it's against it right?[/QUOTE] obviously the man has been brainwashed enough not to know marijuana is a harmless drug and most people that smoke it are normal everyday people.

If I showed my family the film The Union, or anything pro-marijuana (with actual factual evidence behind it), they would just say "Oh this film is shit, it was obviously made by junkies who support this drug, you can't say they are telling the truth", and shit like that. Basically, if it isn't anti-drug, it isn't true.

My friend violated his weed probation cause he got caught high at a football game, and instead of giving him just the counselling like everyone else, the just straight up sent him to Muncie for a week, which is basically a max security juvie, you gotta walk with your hands in your armpits along like an 18 inch line in the hallway and shit. No talking unless you ask to either.

[QUOTE=jonashappy;18563151]My friend violated his weed probation cause he got caught high at a football game, and instead of giving him just the counselling like everyone else, the just straight up sent him to Muncie for a week, which is basically a max security juvie, you gotta walk with your hands in your armpits along like an 18 inch line in the hallway and shit. No talking unless you ask to either.[/QUOTE] for a week? usually if you violate your probation they send you to juvie for like the weekend, his PO must be a dick.

There are so many assholes in this forum now, it's like the rest of fp realized there was a drug section.

[QUOTE=Vvon;18567601]There are so many assholes in this forum now, it's like the rest of fp realized there was a drug section.[/QUOTE] there's assholes everywhere. you just learn to not care

~~go oify style and make big thred full of dd members and non-dd members(aka faggots lol)~~ [editline]10:38PM[/editline] Or not.

Just out of curiosity what state/province/country are you guys in?

[QUOTE=matey9;18569857]Just out of curiosity what state/province/country are you guys in?[/QUOTE] All of them.

A friend of mine just did that with me today. I went home and he went to counselling. I have a shit-tonne of homework, and he has anti drug counselling.