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you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
you: Hello
stranger: Asl?
You: Did you just saw a shadow? It ran past behind you.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: It was me.
Stranger: I look behind me all the time.
Stranger: I couldnt see your face tho
you: I don´t have a face.
You: That´s why i talk to you trough internet.
Stranger: Ooh. U need to get one sometime.
You: Yeah,that´s why i was behind you
you: I wan´t your face.
Stranger: Its okay if u dont show your face
you: I wan´t face...
Stranger: U want my face, but i cant see ur face
stranger: Thats not very fair
stranger: Is it?
Stranger: :)
you: It might not...
You: Did you saw that shadow again?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Im getting tired of craning my neck backwards
stranger: It hurts a bit
you: This time it ran past you.
Stranger: Too bad.
You: Quess what it was?
Stranger: I couldnt catch it
stranger: Cool what is it
you: Quess first.
Stranger: A shadow?
You: Yeah,but shadow of what?
Stranger: A shadow of u. Duh
you: No...it was ninja penis.
Stranger: Wow. A penis can run
you: It didn´t run!
You: It flew.
Stranger: Sorry let me correct myself then
stranger: The shadow of a ninja penis flew behind my back.
You: Yes.
You: Correct.
You: But,remember...it was no orginary penis...it was...ninja penis!
Stranger: Well i musnt have seen it cause it was so tiny.
Stranger: So tiny
stranger: Like a little kitty
you: It was huge and long...but ninja penises are invisible!
Stranger: Then why did u ask me if i saw it
you: You can´t see...only the shadow which morphs into the environment
stranger: Oh. Great!
You: Well,i asked you if you might have eyes of ninja penis seeing.
You: I´ll tell you a story...
Stranger: No, i dont have the eyes of ninja penis seeing.
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: Can u imagine seeing lots of huge ninja penises flying around the place everyday
stranger: Disgusting
you: Once upon a time,there was this mighty ninja mountain king...in somewhere in canada.
Stranger: Then what happened?
You: He was worried becuse everytime he tried to have sex...he didn´t saw his penis.either his companion.
Stranger: He must have gone crazy with his penis flying off like that
you: But,then he managed to create a potion with very rare ingredients.he drank half of it...then gave half to her companion abuzka hamala.
Stranger: Go on...
You: The effects of that potion gave them power to see ninja penises.
Stranger: Go on...
You: And then ninja mountain king could have sex again.
You: But!
Stranger: But what?
You: This power from the potion flows in the blood of their kins.
You: And you might be the chosen one
stranger: How did u know?
You: To carry this mighty power!
Stranger: I was trying to hide it form everyone
stranger: *from
you: I knew it all the time... Becuse...i am the mountain king.
You: I...am...your...fatheer!!!!!!!
Stranger: Noooo.....!!!!!!!!
Stranger: It can't be!!!!
Stranger: You're lying!!!!!!
You: Yes,son...join me!
You: You will become the ninja mountain king!!!!
Stranger: I will not!!!!!
Stranger: I refuse to!
Stranger: Liar!!!
Stranger: You are not my father!!!!
You: To see the world´s all ninja penises!
You: You can´t escape from your destiny!!
Stranger: I don't want to!!!!
Stranger: Over my dead body i will!!!!!
Stranger: Neveeeeerrrr!!!!
You: Son..i disappointed on you...
Stranger: I am not your son!!!!
You: You betrayed me...you betrayed the whole ninja mountain king ancestry!!!!!!
Stranger: I hate you spawn of evil...just go away...please!
You: Is that so,hmm...our paths may not cross again...but...remember this my son...you are the true ninja mountain king...
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Nobody gives a shit.
Thread not interesting.
fuck off with omegle
garrrrgh
Needs a tl;dr.
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Nvm, I read halfway through and wanted to punch my screen.
Quess. Q and G are nowhere near eachother on a keyboard...
lol, chat logs
they're dumb
Stop with the goddamn chatlogs, they may be funny to you, they may be funny to a few retards on your friends list, other than that, noone gives a fuck.
i found it funny :D
Wow you sound like a retarded kid in that chatlog
Probably because you are
Jesus. Longest conversation I've seen on Omegle.
And also nobody cares
Stop with this, it is years old.
didn't understand anything in that chat log, how do you even pronounce guess as quess?
This thread is terrible...
Also pudding.
Don't post stuff like this mate :o
Fast Threads. ->
Why is "You" spelled diffrent sometimes? "you" and "You".
[QUOTE=Carlios;22529781]Why is "You" spelled diffrent sometimes? "you" and "You".[/QUOTE]
Don't expect grammatical cohesiveness from someone stupid enough to even think about saying something like "ninja mountain king!!!"
[QUOTE=deggemannen;22529723]didn't understand anything in that chat log, how do you even pronounce guess as quess?[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing "Kess"
I'm not gonna read that.
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