[url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100701/tod-german-police-arrest-crocodile-in-st-870a197.html]Source[/url]
[quote]German police were called on to make an unusual arrest when they had to seize a crocodile on the streets of a small town.
Police received a call at around 2am local time from a worried resident in Gross-Rohrheim, insisting there was a crocodile in the street.
Initially suspicious of a hoax, police who went to investigate were stunned to find that the reports were accurate.
"It is true that the officers were not especially well trained to catch crocodiles, but they were gutsy," police said in a statement.
"With a great deal of finesse, according to the officers' report, they managed to outsmart the reptile, temporarily bind up its jaws and take it into police custody."
Suspicion quickly fell on a small circus that was visiting the town at the time.
Police took the offending croc back to its grateful owners.[/quote]
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Does Germany not have Animal Control?
They're just jealous of his Chevrolet Movie Theater.
Looks like the police are crockin down on freeroaming crocodiles now.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;23033289]Looks like the police are crockin down on freeroaming crocodiles now.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it was dealing crock?
Snappy actions by the police there.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;23033370]Maybe it was dealing crock?[/QUOTE]
He was lookin' out to pop a cap in some crockas
Sounds like the police just wanted to get in the crocodiles crock hole.
These puns get worse and worse each day.
Replacing the word crocodile with jew in the article has some interesting results.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;23034097]Replacing the word crocodile with jew in the article has some interesting results.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]With a great deal of finesse, according to the officers' report, they managed to outsmart the reptile, temporarily bind up its jaws and take it into police custody.[/QUOTE]
:buddy:
what a crocashit
What a beautiful animal.
Wow, that is fucking bad ass. Reminds me of those stupid US cops who fucking shot a dog because it was upset they were trying to drag it by a pole on its neck.
Did the German cops shoot the alligator? No, they fucking arrested it. This is a stunt worthy of Sean Connery.
[QUOTE=Elspin;23038455]This is a stunt worthy of Sean Connery.[/QUOTE]
Does this mean Florida's animal control is the most bad ass group of people in the world?
[QUOTE=Elspin;23038455]Wow, that is fucking bad ass. Reminds me of those stupid US cops who fucking shot a dog because it was upset they were trying to drag it by a pole on its neck.
Did the German cops shoot the alligator? No, they fucking arrested it. This is a stunt worthy of Sean Connery.[/QUOTE]
How is it a story about crocodiles in Germany is turned into criticism of the US on page 1
What do crocodiles do in the circus?
[QUOTE=Regulas021;23038573]How is it a story about crocodiles in Germany is turned into criticism of the US on page 1[/QUOTE]
Not criticizing US, just those two policemen
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[QUOTE=CommieTurtle;23038552]Does this mean Florida's animal control is the most bad ass group of people in the world?[/QUOTE]
No, they're trained to do this, not just random police officers who had to do it with no preparation or previous knowledge
Steve Erwin would be proud. :golfclap:
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[QUOTE=Elspin;23038720]No, they're trained to do this, not just random police officers who had to do it with no preparation or previous knowledge[/QUOTE]
What do you mean, no previous knowledge? They probably learned the theory from watching Steve!
I grok that croc was cocky.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;23034097]Replacing the word crocodile with jew in the article has some interesting results.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]German police were called on to make an unusual arrest when they had to seize a jew on the streets of a small town.
Police received a call at around 2am local time from a worried resident in Gross-Rohrheim, insisting there was a jew in the street.
Initially suspicious of a hoax, police who went to investigate were stunned to find that the reports were accurate.
"It is true that the officers were not especially well trained to catch jews, but they were gutsy," police said in a statement.
"With a great deal of finesse, according to the officers' report, they managed to outsmart the reptile, temporarily bind up its jaws and take it into police custody."
Suspicion quickly fell on a small circus that was visiting the town at the time.
Police took the offending jew back to its grateful owners.[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=Aegis°;23034097]Replacing the word crocodile with jew in the article has some interesting results.[/QUOTE]
As a German i feel horribly offended.
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Not really tho
It's even more interesting if you put Dragon instead of Crocodile :v:
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Or Freeman, and replace the Circus with Valve
I wonder did they have to read it the German equivelant of its miranda rights...
[quote]German police were called on to make an unusual arrest when they had to seize a loli on the streets of a small town.
Police received a call at around 2am local time from a worried resident in Gross-Rohrheim, insisting there was a loli in the street.
Initially suspicious of a hoax, police who went to investigate were stunned to find that the reports were accurate.
"It is true that the officers were not especially well trained to catch lolis, but they were gutsy," police said in a statement.
"With a great deal of finesse, according to the officers' report, they managed to outsmart the reptile, temporarily bind up its jaws and take it into police custody."
Suspicion quickly fell on a Bear that was visiting the town at the time.
Police took the offending loli back to its grateful owners.[/quote]
I don't even know anymore
the fuck
The police bagged that crocodile
[quote]Police received a call at around 2am local time from a worried resident in Gross-Rohrheim, insisting there was a grue in the street.
Initially suspicious of a hoax, police who went to investigate were stunned to find that the reports were accurate.
"It is true that the officers were not especially well trained to catch grues, but they were gutsy," police said in a statement.
"With a great deal of finesse, according to the officers' report, they managed to outsmart the obscure gaming reference, temporarily bind up its jaws and take it into police custody."
Suspicion quickly fell on a small gaming community that was visiting the town at the time.
Police took the offending grue back to its grateful owners.
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This could go on and on and on... :downs:
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