Neo-Nazis Fall for The Onion's Psychic Adam Sandler Story

[Judas]

[quote] Sometimes a work of satire is so profound, so incisive that the twisted society it came from can't even recognize it for a farce. Other times people are just really, really dumb. The latter was almost certainly the case this week when ClickHole—The Onion's BuzzFeed parody site—published "5 Tragedies Weirdly Predicted By Adam Sandler."

Among other events, the article claimed Sandler had foretold the Waco siege ("Something's coming to Waco. Something dark."), the death of Princess Diana ("Our Queen's eldest, the beautiful flower, will wilt under a Parisian bridge.") and the disappearance of Malaysia Flight 370 ("A missing plane-ah / It's from Malaysia / Make me insane-ah / This will all make sense in due time."). As can only be expected by now, people freaked the fuck out online, some using Twitter to directly accuse Sandler of being responsible./quote]

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[NotName]

Sandler wasn't supposed to share our Powers with the world... The Order is going to have to send him to Re-Education.

[asteroidrules]

Reminds me of that Iranian news report about "Jew sorcery".

[Explosions]

Some guy with 53 posts on Stormfront, a website known to attract trolls, doesn't mean anyone fell for anything.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Explosions;45771223]Some guy with 53 posts on Stormfront, a website known to attract trolls, doesn't mean anyone fell for anything.[/QUOTE]

Plus that site even has some of the more.. radical fascists. If I remember right one of the big threads for newcomers to read says that inevitably we all must realize and stop "the jew problem" or something, as an example.

[Pantz Master]

Stormfront is so radical that it has basically become one of those parody forums by accident.

[Curls]

[url]http://literallyunbelievable.org/[/url]

[TVC15]

Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino originally wanted Adam Sandler to play the role of The Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds.

[Jechtmania]

[quote]In 2010, a massive oil rig explosion resulted in the discharge of nearly 5 million barrels of petroleum into the Gulf of Mexico, as was strangely foretold on a 2005 episode of Late Night With Conan O’Brien, when guest Adam Sandler’s T-shirt simply read, “BP OIL SPILL IN FIVE YEARS.”[/quote]

How the fuck can someone take that seriously lmao

[M.Ciaster]

[img]http://puu.sh/b3X8a/1a96bb54df.jpg[/img]

think this is my favorite part

"fight the jewish overlords menace but [i]bah gawd if you break copyright law you are getting so banned mister[/i]"

[A B.A. Survivor]

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;45771796]Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino originally wanted Adam Sandler to play the role of The Bear Jew in Inglorious Basterds.[/QUOTE]

Regardless of validity, that would have been morbidly interesting to see.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45773526][img]http://puu.sh/b3X8a/1a96bb54df.jpg[/img]

think this is my favorite part

"fight the jewish overlords menace but [i]bah gawd if you break copyright law you are getting so banned mister[/i]"[/QUOTE]

stop oppressing the nazi's they are people too