So it all began 4 years ago, I was just a student enjoying my life attending high school. Everything was going good for me until i started to notice something odd.
Spiders kept appearing in my house. Particularly white tail spiders and naturally i squashed them but i did feel bad about it. About 3 months later i woke up one night and felt something crawling across my chest... It was a huntsman spider and he sat there for the next 50 minutes doing nothing, I was terrified and I even moved house to get away from them but the tormenting doesn't stop... I walked out of my room last night to see a spider lower itself down in front of my face mission impossible style... Big spiders too, I got home late one night last December and found 3 Funnel Web Spiders sitting on my doorstep. The amount of spiders appearing in my life are increasing and i don't know what to do. They frighten me immensely, What should i do?
PS. I live in Australia & we have some of the most dangerous spiders in the world, I want to find a place or country i can move to without these things...
Spiders I've encountered over the last 3 years:
Funnel Web Spider: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider[/url]
Redback Spider: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider[/url]
Huntsman Spider:[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider[/url]
Whitetail Spider: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider[/url]
They are horrible in every way i wish they would just die, What the fuck is the point of a spider? they're fucked
Oh god why am I suddenly itching on places where I think there are spiders OP I hate you.
You're willing to move countries because of spiders?
Isn't there some sort of spray crap you can spray around your house that keeps 'em away?
[QUOTE=Justtin;30516830]You're willing to move countries because of spiders?
Isn't there some sort of spray crap you can spray around your house that keeps 'em away?[/QUOTE]
I've used professional mortein guarding spray across every single window and crevice in my house, They still find ways in its terrible sometimes i can't sleep at night because of the experiences I've had with these things...
I remember witnessing a spider struggling against his victims and rolling his victims into a web in the middle of the night.
His web was built around a lamp on the outside wall of our house in Portugal. Turned on the light and it attracted a lot of insects, it was cool to sneak out the window for a cigarette and just watch the spidey do his thing.
He always hid behind the lamp, then quickly strike the victim stuck in the web (they struggled quite a bit) then he went hiding again to wait for the poison to kick in. Then the packaging process. Needless to say it was interesting.
Call the exterminator or move to Canada where it's to cold in the winter for spiders to live.
Get an exterminator in.
There might be nests in your roof or something similar.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;30516902]Get an exterminator in.
There might be nests in your roof or something similar.[/QUOTE]
fuck... imagine a nest full of those big spiders
[QUOTE=BrQ;30516915]fuck... imagine a nest full of those big spiders[/QUOTE]
Now imagine a nest of spiders on drugs...
lighter and aerosol
and you will be safe
Find their leader and kill him to show the spiders who is the boss.
GAH! A huntsman on your chest?! FUCK THAT!
That's literally one of my biggest fears - waking up with a huntsman crawling over my chest/covers/head/pillows/whatever.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;30516966]lighter and aerosol
and you will be safe[/QUOTE]
As long as you don't engulf anything else in flames.
[QUOTE=sltungle;30516979]GAH! A huntsman on your chest?! FUCK THAT!
That's literally one of my biggest fears - waking up with a huntsman crawling over my chest/covers/head/pillows/whatever.[/QUOTE]
I think anyone would be downright terrified with a huntsman spider on their chest.
Make love to the female Tarantulas! And they shall earn respect for you. BECOME ONE WITH THE ARACHNIDS!
The tarantula's appearance is worse than its bite. Tarantula venom is weaker than that of a honeybee and, though painful, is virtually harmless to humans.
[img]http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-43-c/img366.jpg[/img]
[highlight]TARANTULAS[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517052]Make love to the female Tarantulas! And they shall earn respect for you. BECOME ONE WITH THE ARACHNIDS!
The tarantula's appearance is worse than its bite. Tarantula venom is weaker than that of a honeybee and, though painful, is virtually harmless to humans.
[img]http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-43-c/img366.jpg[/img]
[highlight]TARANTULAS[/highlight][/QUOTE]
I'm fucking fine with tarantulas, I've even had one crawl over my head and across my shoulders and down my arms. They're fucking fine.
But regular spiders (and huntsmen)?! Fuck that!
The Redback spider looks like something ripped off of a horror movie.
Yesterday I found a spider in my drawer.
MY FUCKING CLOTHES.
I fucking HATE spiders. Those little shits terrify me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Mr Derp;30516750]
PS. I live in Australia & we have some of the most dangerous spiders in the world, I want to find a place or country i can move to without these things...[/QUOTE]
You really want to move country because of spiders? A place without any dangerous ones (as far as I'm lead to believe) is the UK.
Even though I live in the UK though, it doesn't keep me from being a pussy when it comes to spiders. I fucking hate the creepy bastards.
Man I hate spiders, glad I'm not you.
I can't imagine seeing one of those spiders next to me, I'd shit several bricks. In my whole lifetime I'm lucky to never have seen something like that, I'm not sure what the biggest common spider is in the UK though, I can't imagine it being that big.
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;30517291]I fucking HATE spiders. Those little shits terrify me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
They only come in your room to be friends with you.
[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/827/hehb.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517052]Make love to the female Tarantulas! And they shall earn respect for you. BECOME ONE WITH THE ARACHNIDS![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/drink-smug.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517052]Make love to the female Tarantulas! And they shall earn respect for you. BECOME ONE WITH THE ARACHNIDS!
The tarantula's appearance is worse than its bite. Tarantula venom is weaker than that of a honeybee and, though painful, is virtually harmless to humans.
[img]http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-43-c/img366.jpg[/img]
[highlight]TARANTULAS[/highlight][/QUOTE]
I want a tarantula.
I will name it Ringo.
UK has almost no venomous spiders. Move here
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;30517444]I want a tarantula.
I will name it Ringo.[/QUOTE]
I will mine, John
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sirdrone536;30517437][IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/drink-smug.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Gotta save that
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;30517421]They only come in your room to be friends with you.
[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/827/hehb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh my god...
I didn't know what a huntsman was, and thought "you could just quickly brush it off". Then I read the wiki:
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]males can attain a legspan of 250–300 mm (9.8–11.8 in).[/QUOTE]
Holy fucking jesus if I were you the spider would've been scared away be the reverberations of the massive heart attack I would have been having at the time. Move to southeastern canada or northeastern America, there are no poisonous spiders, the only real problems are rattlesnakes and ticks...and bears.
I've once been in a city in France where on the streets, on whatever wall you would look you would find one or multiple very big spiders. That happened in the entire city. I was fucking crept out and couldn't wait to leave that goddamn place.
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