[url]http://time.com/3432195/north-korea-missing-kim-jong-un/[/url]
[quote]What has happened to Kim Jong Un?
That’s the question everyone seems to be asking, amid all kinds of rumors following the North Korean dictator’s uncharacteristic three-week absence from the public eye. Kim was last seen alongside his wife Ri Sol Ju at a concert in Pyongyang on Sept. 3, and several news outlets are speculating that the 31-year-old may be ill.
The rumors intensified on Thursday with the North Korean leader’s absence from an important parliament meeting. Reuters reported that state-television broadcast images of his empty chair at the Supreme People’s Assembly, the country’s highest sovereign body, the first such powwow he has missed since coming to power three years ago.
The Wall Street Journal speculated on Friday that Kim might be suffering from gout, a disease caused primarily by an excessive intake of meat, sugar and alcohol. A South Korean official told the Journal that gout runs in the tyrannical clan, starting with Kim’s grandfather Kim Il Sung, who died in 1994 at age 82. Kim also suffers from obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes, he added.
Such rumors have been fueled by reports that North Korean television showed the country’s Supreme Leader walking with a pronounced limp back in July.
Another theory about his condition, according to Agence France-Presse, is that he picked up an injury while providing “guidance” to North Korean athletes competing in the Asian Games, currently in progress at Incheon, South Korea.[/quote]
[quote]The Wall Street Journal speculated on Friday that Kim might be suffering from gout, a disease caused primarily by an excessive intake of meat, sugar and alcohol.[/quote]
lol
rip in pepperoni
gout? My dad has that and I see him all the time
Its probably also from all that cheese he's been pounding down. Dude's guts are probably hurting.
[QUOTE=Dougz;46082844]gout? My dad has that and I see him all the time[/QUOTE]
Yes, but what would happen to the people if they saw their god bleed?
[QUOTE=Zakkin;46082853]Yes, but what would happen to the people if they saw their god bleed?[/QUOTE]
But gout doesn't cause any blood loss. Just pain. Whenever my dad has an attack he limps around for a week
He has to die so Franco and Rogan won't screen The Interview
The conjecture I heard is that the conditions combined might've led to his leg ending up afflicted with gangrene. Hence the limp. So he might've had to have a leg amputated.
I hope he hasn't fallen Un
I mean fuck
[editline]26th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dougz;46082857]But gout doesn't cause any blood loss.[/QUOTE]
It's an expression are you shitting me
He obviously turned into a piece of cheese since he ate so much of it
[QUOTE=Pantz Master;46082808]lol[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Another theory about his condition, according to Agence France-Presse, is that he picked up an injury while providing “guidance” to North Korean athletes competing in the Asian Games[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=xalener;46082905]I hope he hasn't fallen Un
I mean fuck
[editline]26th September 2014[/editline]
It's an expression are you shitting me[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry I had no knowledge of your medical expertise.
[QUOTE=Dougz;46082968]I'm sorry I had no knowledge of your medical expertise.[/QUOTE]
The expression of seeing a god bleed means that the god isn't actually immortal, and is thus mortal like the people who follow him. Ever see 300? [sp]Xerxes at the end. Leonidas sacrifices his life to throw a spear at the 'god-king', and it sliced his cheek open, making him bleed. A man seen as powerful and immortal reduced to just that, a man.[/sp] (300 spoilers. It's been out for a while but maybe some folks haven't seen it yet)
Seeing their god ill (geddit) will make them realise that he isn't the all-perfect god-like man they are brainwashed to see him as.
I'm getting worried that he ate himself
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46082972][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1427046[/url][/QUOTE]
Well, shit. I searched like 5 different terms before posting and that wasn't one of them. Sorry.
maybe they're hiding kim jong un-der a table
Looks like Seth and James got him
I sure hope we hear from the Glorious Great Leader soon.
he went to disney land
Kim Jong Unavailable.
He's been sitting at home on his arse for 3 weeks playing video games. Calling it now.
He's been playing CoD trying to figure out how we get nukes.
So far all he's figured out is that he needs to kill 20 people in a row.
hes obviously been locked away in his man cave grinding in destiny for the past 3 weeks to get an exotic armor piece for his class
Maybe their missles finally hit something other than the sea.
[sp] a whale [/sp]
Having an alcoholic gambling bender in Las Vegas with Dennis Rodman
Plot for The Hangover Part VI
Maybe he is Kim Jong Ill...?
[Quote]and several news outlets are speculating that the 31-year-old may be•[b]ill[/b].[/quote]
No, that was his dad.
He ded
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