I'm tired of having random erections - General

You heard it, I'm tired of this shit. It pisses me off so much when I'm at school and shit and then I just get this huge fucking boner. I mean, I'm like ''Seriously Penis? Can we like have a boner at a NON public place'' ( I don't actually talk to my penis BTW) I don't know about you Facepunchers but I looked it up online and this is what I found: [QUOTE]What Is an Erection? An erection is a hardening of the penis that occurs when sponge-like tissue inside the penis fills up with blood. Usually, an erection causes the penis to enlarge and stand away from the body. Erections can go away on their own or after ejaculation, the release of semen through the urethra, the small hole at the tip of the penis. Sometimes guys ejaculate at night while sleeping (these are called nocturnal emissions or wet dreams). Guys may have several erections and arousal periods while in the REM (rapid eye movement) stage of sleep, the type of sleep in which most dreams occur. What Causes Erections? Although many erections are caused by sexual arousal, such as watching a sexy television show or fantasizing, many erections seem to happen for no particular reason. So if you've had an erection in an odd or embarrassing situation — like right in the middle of a really boring history lesson — there's no reason to worry that something is wrong with you. Your body is just acting naturally for a guy your age. Am I Getting Too Many Erections? Because each guy is different, it's impossible to say what's a "normal" number of erections. Some guys experience many erections each day, whereas others may not experience any. Hormones fluctuate with age, sexual maturity, level of activity, and even the amount of sleep a guy gets. Unless your erections are causing you discomfort or pain, don't worry about how many you get. If you're concerned, talk to your doctor, who can answer your questions and probably put your mind at ease. What Can I Do to Avoid Getting Erections? Because erections usually aren't controllable, there's not much you can do to avoid getting them. Unless the penis is stimulated enough to ejaculate, time is the only thing that will help them go away. As your hormones settle down and you advance through puberty, the frequency of unexpected erections and wet dreams should decrease.[/QUOTE] Sources: [url]http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/guys/normal_erections.html[/url] Fuckin' A, I don't even have wet dreams! Plus it's in school and randomly pops up like BOING. I'm about to chop my dick off and send you guys some pics ( Not really ) Its probably the blood pressure of some shit. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I hate it during school. [B]Hate.[/B]

You have to hide it in your boxers.

Shit happens. Don't get all anal about it! Wait, wrong puns...

Surround yourself with chairs and masturbate during study hall.

wait until you're old. then you will be begging to have an erection.

It's called puberty. It stops being so random after a few years.

:flaccid:

You DON'T talk to your penis? I thought all us guys did that.

[QUOTE=dArKnEsS_2;20051834]It's called puberty. It stops being so random after a few years.[/QUOTE] I've passed puberty bucko.. No hate intended

On the other hand, it fucking sucks when you can't get a boner when you need it. i.e. Girl asking why I'm not hard

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20051812]You have to hide it in your boxers.[/QUOTE] Trust me, boxer's don't hide the wood.

Flaunt your manhood in people's faces. :smug:

I hate it :((((((

[QUOTE=Human;20051879]Trust me, boxer's don't hide the wood.[/QUOTE] You just don't know how to do it.

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20051940]You just don't know how to do it.[/QUOTE] My dick goes straight out forward, it HURTS to do it. and plus it's... too big to fit in the waistband, it just pops right out

I get one over the Statue of Liberty.

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20051966]My dick goes straight out forward, it HURTS to do it. and plus it's... too big to fit in the waistband, it just pops right out[/QUOTE] :'( Sad but true.

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20051966]My dick goes straight out forward, it HURTS to do it. and plus it's... too big to fit in the waistband, it just pops right out[/QUOTE] I think you're getting ahead of yourself.

It's even worse when you have to get up and speak in front of the class with it.

flex your quads, bite your lip or stab your hand with your pen, and think of meatspin. works like a charm

Getting random erections in public is not what annoys me, it's the feeling that I [b]must[/b] whack it just to get on with the day.

Getting random erections in a mall sucks because, if you're hung like an above average male, pants suck, and flipping it into your waist band ends badly because i'll leave those weird marks. Or you fuck your belly button.

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Might as well cut it off, then. It'll happen all of your life.

Suckers :smug:

[QUOTE=protoAuthor;20051844]You DON'T talk to your penis? I thought all us guys did that.[/QUOTE] They do. OP is just different.

Wear tight jeans. It physically can't get up in them.

I love my boners. I rub them because it feels good. Fuck it if someone gets grossed out. I've got a boner and I'm gonna fuckin enjoy it. [editline]10:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mlisen14;20052810]Wear tight jeans. It physically can't get up in them.[/QUOTE] that will ruin your dick stop acting like a boner is a bad thing, boners mean you are good to go [editline]10:23PM[/editline] In middle school I hated boners, but now that I'm a senior in high school I enjoy them in the park: [img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bench.jpg[/img] in the cafe: [img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/coffeeshop.jpg[/img] at church: [img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/7322_131114578537_569688537_2385588_7151324_n.jpg[/img] EVEN ON THE BUS: [img]http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bus.jpg[/img]

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