• My best friend is in trouble for eating a cheeseburger
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Sorry for this sounding like a blogpunch, but I need some help. Yesterday at 8 PM, I went to my best friend's house and brought two cheeseburgers with me, along with the "Back to the Future" trilogy DVD because we are so excited about the upcoming game. We watched the movies 5 times before and still love them. After the movie's intro, we decided to finally eat the delicious juicy cheeseburgers. 5 minutes later, his father walked in, curiously looking at us and asking "Watcha eating?". Now, his parents are strictly Jewish and my best friend is secretly an atheist, and it's against jewish law to consume meat with dairy products. Without thinking about it, I loudly said "Cheeseburgers :buddy:". His father just stood there staring at us in shock, and his mother rushed to the room. It was a short and awkward silence, and then his parents told me that I had to leave. I left the house and snuck towards the window. I peeked and saw them yelling at my friend. I was terrified and felt guilty because I caused all of this. :ohdear: I still had remains of the cheeseburger in my hand, but I lost my appetite so I fed it to the cats near the dumpster. So now I'm writing this, worried about what's going to happen to our friendship. I also forgot the DVD at his house. tl;dr - My atheist friend got caught eating a cheeseburger by his strictly jewish parents and now they're mad at him. What should I do, Facepunch? [b]Edited:[/b] Oh shit, accidentally rated myself Zing. [b]UPDATE 1:[/b] My friend called me and he was kinda pissed. I explained to him that it was all my fault and it was an accident. He also told me that his parents called the police :argh:, but were (obviously) ignored. I tried knocking a few times on the door while they were at home, they opened it, but bashed it closed as soon as they saw me. Adults never take us seriously. :argh: I'll probably have to get another adult there to explain everything, such as my mother or uncle. [b]CONCLUSION:[/b] I had my mother come with me, and they finally listened. She explained everything to them and it's alright now. They'll have to deal with their son not being religious though. Happy ending :buddy:
kill the parents
drop a trail of pennies from their doormat leading into the storm drain
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;26245685]drop a trail of pennies from their doormat leading into the storm drain[/QUOTE] This.
speaking without thinking
Religion is so illogical just tell them your Christian and say you will eat some shellfish as penance
Nice to know that the core principles of Judaism is still kicking live and well. Yeah let us yell at our children for messing up or having different ideals. Hey I think that you should let your friend know that he should tell them that he isn't Jewish or religious. That at least should let the parents know that hey no wonder my kid was acting up he is atheist. And everything should be peachy.
Cheeseburgers seem like an odd thing to be bringing to a friends house [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] should've just eaten popcorn
Hit his dad in the balls with a spoon.
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[QUOTE=cjone2;26245747]Religion is so illogical just tell them your Christian and say you will eat some shellfish as penance[/QUOTE] How is shellfish against Christianity? Shrimp, scallops, etc. are delicious. And the churches have a fish fry every friday during lent.
[QUOTE=Dr. Troll;26245840]Cheeseburgers seem like an odd thing to be bringing to a friends house [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] should've just eaten popcorn[/QUOTE] real men eat cheeseburgers
[QUOTE=Superstormj;26245873]How is s[B]hell[/B]fish against Christianity?[/QUOTE] :colbert:
[QUOTE=Dr. Troll;26245840]Cheeseburgers seem like an odd thing to be bringing to a friends house [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] should've just eaten popcorn[/QUOTE] you've obviously never been stoned
Such a shame. Cheeseburgers are like gods gift to man. Dont even get me started on bacon cheeseburgers.
bring chicken nuggets next time
[QUOTE=Ultralast;26245936]you've obviously never been stoned[/QUOTE] nachos are best when stoned
There's not much you can do other than apologize to your friend.
Nevermind that, what happened to the DVD you left over his house?!
What a sad story... You will hopefully get the DVD back one day. Edit: Woah ninjas
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26245663]Wow, what the fuck? Raging over ground beef and cheese? Seriously, what the fuck?[/QUOTE] Its Religion. Brainwash. You know, some are even ready to suicide for their "god". (Spelled backwards is dog :buddy:)
[QUOTE=OctopusGuy;26246222]Nevermind that, what happened to the DVD you left over his house?![/QUOTE] I don't know, but I just hope they won't burn or throw it in the trash. If they throw it in the trash, I'll probably have some dumpster digging to do. :ohdear:
So the parents are jewish and they are thinking that their son is wanting to be jewish? That's ridiculous
Your friend is one man cheeseburger apocalypse.
I want a cheeseburger now.
His parents sound like a bunch of jews.
Just bring some coins and hide them around their house, you now have a couple of hours free while they search the house for money. Then sneak in and retrieve your DVDs
These jokes are getting out of their place.
I swear pretty much all the stories on FP make me rage due to them having such simple answers. Your friend should tell his mum and dad he's an athiest and they should back the fuck off. Problem solved.
Its not always working as easy as that.
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