Today, Fellow Facepunchians, it is the first of April! Here we make jokes/pranks!
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So, it's the first of April. Basically what we do in this thread is make pranks!:eng101: Now go on.
I taped the tv remote and the computer mouse over so they won't work :smug:
And then lemon juice in little sisters' water.
Any other ideas?
I'm going to take the batteries out of my brother's Nintendo DS and screw the cover back on.
Make another April Fool's thread, making people think it's the real one.
:smug:
April Fools is stupid.
Going to tell my grandparents I'm an Atheist.
Then say April Fools.
Then say it again.
This little asshole prick in elementary school would do the same thing every year on April Fools. He'd take a bunch of sour keys and bring them to school, casually eating them out of a bag he had in his pocket. As everybody knows, sour keys are fucking delicious-- so naturally as a young kid you'd ask if you could have one. What you didn't know was he had another bag of sour keys... keys that were, in fact, not sour at all. They were keys that he'd washed the sugar off of and rolled in salt.
It was all fine and dandy once you'd found out his little gag, because you'd never fall for it again. But it never stopped that prick from trying year after year. He always got new people too, every year. There was always some unsuspecting kid who just really wanted a god damn sour key.
The worst part? He wouldn't even give you a real sour key afterward. He'd just laugh derisively.
edit: Motherfucker should've just given me a sour key.
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