• London Ice Cream Parlor Creates 'Baby Gaga' Flavor From Human Breast Milk
    62 replies, posted
[url]http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/24/london-ice-cream-parlor-creates-baby-gaga-flavor-from-human-br/?flv=1[/url] [quote]A London ice cream parlor is titillating its customers with a new flavor made from human breast milk. The restaurant is called the [URL="http://www.theicecreamists.com/"]Icecreamists[/URL] and the new flavor, which is named "Baby Gaga," goes on sale Friday and is made from a mix of cream made from 75 percent human breast milk and 25 percent cream from old Bossy herself. Oh, and some Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest to make it fancy. Cheesy as the concept sounds, Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor sees Baby Gaga as food for thought as much as consumption. [IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/7/0/706919/1298579050627.JPEG[/IMG] "Some people are turned off by the idea," O'Connor told AOL News. "But, really, it raises the philosophical question: Is it better if we use milk from cows injected with hormones who are artificially induced with pregnancy every few months, or human milk?" So far, that question hasn't been answered, but O'Connor thinks it's telling that the people who've already sampled this milk of human kindness have been mothers "who wanted to see what breast milk tastes like." To be honest, it depends on whose milk they're sampling. "The taste varies enormously, based on how long a woman has been lactating and her diet in general. Its viscosity is more watery than cow's milk and it's sweeter," he said. Each serving of Baby Gaga sells for around $22 U.S., and O'Connor compares the experience -- and the price -- to that of gourmet cheese. Dairies specializing in human breast milk are few and far between, so O'Connor is contracting with moms like Victoria Hiley, a 35-year-old from Leeds who works with women who have problems breast-feeding. O'Connor pays around $1.61 U.S. for each fluid ounce of milk, and that makes Hiley highly motivated to produce. Sponsored Links "What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?" Hiley rhetorically [URL="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/856408-baby-gaga-breast-milk-ice-cream-goes-on-sale"]asked British newspaper Metro[/URL]. "There's nothing more natural than fresh mother's milk." Fifteen moms in total are milking O'Connor for as much as they can get, and the health checks for the lactating ladies are the same as those used by the National Health Service to screen blood donors. But while there are probably a bunch of people willing to sample breast milk ice cream once, O'Connor admits that the proof is in the pudding, er, ice cream. "I'm surprised it's as popular as it is," he said of test sales of the ice cream. "We've been running out of it and the results are unanimously in favor of it. In fact, people who are lactose intolerant have tried it and had no problems with it."[/quote]If this ice cream was made from Lady Gaga's breasts I might have some :colbert: [IMG]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh0acajziH1qexhx4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1298733972&Signature=1ny6UdEPqAHqEVKlT6SjG1LhUFM%3D[/IMG]
:wtc:
No thanks
I'd definitely try this, I've always wondered what it tasted like. Well I knew at some point obviously but I just plain forgot.
um what.?
[QUOTE=PariahKing;28277835]I'd definitely try this, I've always wondered what it tasted like. Well I knew at some point obviously but I just plain forgot.[/QUOTE] Count me in
:byodood:
[img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tree9148/thornymotherofgod.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28277757] If this ice cream was made from Lady Gaga's breasts I might have some :colbert: [/QUOTE] Doesn't it say it's 25% her milk? I wonder if they'll sell this in the UK.
:wtc:
[QUOTE=blubafoon;28278047]Doesn't it say it's 25% her milk? I wonder if they'll sell this in the UK.[/QUOTE] 25% cow milk. 75% humans.
Wow Lady Gaga, you're truly a crazy artist. Why is it that she does such things? Is it just because of art, or is it because she's a little crazy? Or is it both?
[QUOTE=ironman17;28278075]Wow Lady Gaga, you're truly a crazy artist. Why is it that she does such things? Is it just because of art, or is it because she's a little crazy? Or is it both?[/QUOTE] She has nothing to do with this. Did you read the article?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28278062]25% cow milk. 75% humans.[/QUOTE] Ok well, I still want it. Next item on the menu: Jizz ice cream.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28278086]She has nothing to do with this. Did you read the article?[/QUOTE] Oh right, my bad. But still, she does do some crazy stuff, you gotta admit.
[QUOTE=ironman17;28278128]Oh right, my bad. But still, she does do some crazy stuff, you gotta admit.[/QUOTE] I like her doing crazy things. Makes her better than the vanilla chicks you find on the street. :colbert:
Aye, that's true. It really does set her apart and above your average cookie-cutter girl singer, and it makes her cooler. I'm still a bit bemused by the icecream parlour making a human-milk ice-cream flavour in her name.
Fuck you Gaga. Stop it, you attention whore.
[QUOTE=ironman17;28278196]I'm still a bit bemused by the icecream parlour making a human-milk ice-cream flavour in her name.[/QUOTE] Well at least it's not human-man-milk ice-cream... :gonk:
Aye. Man milk is only good for fertilisation, porn movies, and maybe covering people in it and hurting them to heal yourself. No wait, that last one was Mad Milk.
Lady GaGa in a nutshell: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
Don't know if want.
[QUOTE=Miskatonic;28278214]Fuck you Gaga. Stop it, you attention whore.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JaegerMonster;28278329]Lady GaGa in a nutshell: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME[/QUOTE] Is reading really that difficult for you guys?
I always find it funny how people have no qualms about getting milk from animals, but get all disgusted at the thought getting it from the one source we were meant to get it from.
[quote]"What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?"[/quote] :v:
Mmmm...taste's like lemons.
I'm going to covent garden tomorrow :v: maybe I'll pop in the shop for a sample.
brb moving to London.
Lady Gaga flavor? I bet it tastes like overzealous attention-whores, with a hint of mercury poisoning, dominated by the flavor of overpriced make-up.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;28280781]Lady Gaga flavor? I bet it tastes like overzealous attention-whores, with a hint of mercury poisoning, dominated by the flavor of overpriced make-up.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry kindergarten was such a difficult time for you. I mean, with your inability to read and all I just assume you're a child.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.