Passing drug tests on probation? - General

Some may consider this stupid, but I'm on probation and I've gone 6 months strong without smoking. I am always around people smoking weed. I was wondering if the method of flushing completely to tje point of peeing clear, then taking B vitamin complexes and consuming ceatine/protein on a test day is a guarantee pass? I'd like serious replies, I know it's the internet, but this is a case for me that if there is obe slip-up then my life is in ruin for a while. So please just give me the facts if you have them. I've heard of it working for others so I just figured I inquire about it.

from what i know it depends on how much fat you have. it can work for some people, might not work as well for others. if you are on probation the best choice is seriously to just abstain from smoking. i won't really tell you what to do with your life, but is a couple hours of being high really worth whatever incarceration you will get? play it safe, go through your probation, then smoke like a damn chimney the day you get off.

Well I have relatively low body fat, I am mostly muscle, and I only would take a hit when I did smoke since tolerance is out the door. But I just ask because I smoked my life away last friday, and at 5 this morning I took 3 big hits. I've heard of people supposedly smoking everyday and then when they get called in doing the aforementioned plan. [editline]28th June 2013[/editline] I don't wanna smoke everyday. Just on weekends I'd like to take a hit or two and at least know wheather or not I could get it flushed out and masked in case I get tested soon after

people like to tell stories, even if they aren't fully truthful. i seriously doubt that if you smoke heavily for a month and do your plan, you will be able to pass a piss test the same day or next. also how far in advance do they notify you for drug tests? when i was on probation my officer would just call me up and say to come in before the office closed that day. it seems odd that they would give you enough notice to try and purge your system.

I can call between 3am and 10am. Then, i have between 3pm and 8pm to produce a clean sample. Also I haven't smoked heavily at all. I habe been sober since last friday when I smoked a shit ton and at 5 this morning when I took 3 hits. I am basically asking, if I took a hit tonight only, and I got called in tomorrow or during the following week if I could possibly dilute enough and add color my urine that I could pass.

it might clean sometime during the week. i am pretty doubtful that it would be clean the next day. it seems like you are taking a pretty big gamble since if they call you in on a monday you could end up pretty much fucked. also who wants to purge themselves once a week? seems like it would be pretty uncomfortable, and possibly unhealthy as well.

I'm saying this time only. It only takes drinking about 5 bottles of water, then an hour or so before the test taking vitamin B complexes and creatine monohydrate to mask the diluted urine. [editline]28th June 2013[/editline] Here's what put the thought in my head: [url]http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-drug-testing/122879-how-i-pass-my-dts-24h-less.html[/url]

if you wanna risk it go ahead. just make sure to notify us with the results :)

I was hoping I'd get someone in here with more educated results.. heh, just to see if anyone here on FP has successfully done this.

I'd honestly suggest psychedelics or dxm or something instead of smoking weed if you must get high on probation.

Well I shroomed last night and plan to on the 4th of July, so I if I did it again tonight, I'd probly have to a lot more than last night and its expensive.

I think you just need to stop being a fiend

I'm sure you smoke everyday. But this isn't a pissing match, I just want some answers.

No, you cant do it, you're probably fucked as is, quit trying to convince yourself you can smoke and not get caught.

Is it really worth the risk?

how to pass a drug test on probation A. find a baby of the same gender as you... that isn't medicated (there's such a thing as baby xanax) B. don't do any of the drugs they test for. simple also questions thread

also if you wanna test it yourself, smoke weed on a friday that they don't call you in. then do your little method on saturday and then use a drug testing kit you buy at the store. i'm p. sure that the probation uses a better tester than the one you buy at the store, but it could give you a general idea at least.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;41232830]from what i know it depends on how much fat you have. it can work for some people, might not work as well for others. if you are on probation the best choice is seriously to just abstain from smoking. i won't really tell you what to do with your life, but is a couple hours of being high really worth whatever incarceration you will get? play it safe, go through your probation, then smoke like a damn chimney the day you get off.[/QUOTE] it has nothing to do with fat percentage, you're temporarily replacing the urine in your blatter with just water as a result of excessive hydration if they think your urine looks suspiciously clear they check for this by measuring creatinine levels in yo piss you will pass if you do it correctly [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] it's good if you start eating creatine a few days before the test

[QUOTE=yawmwen;41233008]people like to tell stories, even if they aren't fully truthful. i seriously doubt that if you smoke heavily for a month and do your plan, you will be able to pass a piss test the same day or next.[/QUOTE] And how is your gut feeling, not based on any previous experience nor even theoretical knowledge of the methods used to pass drug tests, any better than "people (who have actually tried it) telling stores"? As the user above me says; you will pass if you do it correctly, even if you've smoked heavily every day leading up to the test. And as he also pointed out you need to take the creatine before the test and not just on the same day, since they test for creatinine, a metabolite of creatine which is produced after a day or two. I'll quote my old method, tested and proven, which draws from many other successful guides and (hopefully) serves to provide a more in-depth understanding on how it works and how the testing procedure is done. [QUOTE]Exercise is very important to increase your body's metabolism and burn fat, which is the best way for getting rid of cannabinoids stored in your body. If you exercise a lot before your test you can be clean up to 3 times faster. However, it is vital that you do not exercise the 2-3 days before the test, as this will leave a lot of metabolites in your urine due to you releasing all those cannabinoids from your fat cells. In fact, the last couple of days you should be a lazy motherfucker, barely moving at all, and eat a lot of fat junk food to create a layer of "clean" fat cells over the other ones (not sure if the latter method works, but many people seem to think so, and it does make sense. Overall, it's worth putting on a few kg it if you want to minimize the risk of getting caught). During the day of your test you will have to dilute your urine by drinking water. You should drink a liter or two the evening before the test, and wake up early in the morning to drink 2-4 liters of water. Something diuretic would be good too, like coffee or tea. Take Vitamine B pills in order to give your piss a yellow color. B2 and B12 works best. You should take about 50-100mg of B2 in order to get a yellow color to your diluted urine. Piss 2-3 times before taking the test as your urine has assembled a lot of cannabinoid metabolites during the night. Once you are taking the test, piss a little in the toilet (or on the floor/in your pants), then piss in the cup but don't piss the last bit you got in you, waste that on the toilet as well. This is because the first and last bit of your piss is usually the dirtiest, while the middle bit is the cleanest. You should note that many people tell you to drink a lot of water every day until your test in order to clean out your urine. This is bullshit. The cannabinoids are released from your fat cells into your urine at a steady rate, drinking water won't flush the cannabinoids away from your fat. What you are doing is diluting the piss, and this is only necessary the day during the test. Also, if they note that your urine is diluted through color they test for creatinine levels. This is sometimes tested anyway, even if you piss yellow. The best way to up your creatinine levels is to take around 5g of creatine each day starting at about 3-4 days before the test. There's no need to eat meat, as you'd need to eat several kg's in order to reach that dose. Best way is just to get creatine pills at your nearest health shop or gym. Note that they do not test for creatine but creatinine, which is creatine's metabolite, and it takes about 24-48 hours for the body to break down creatine into creatinine so it does not work to only take it at the day of the test. Certain fruit juices have the ability to cleanse your urine from impurities, so it would be good to drink a lot every day from 3-4 days before the test. The best is cranberry juice, but it is very expensive and if you can not afford it then a lot of lemon juice will do as well. Lastly, if everything else fails and you are panicked over failing the test, just dip your finger in soap (or squish some in behind your fingernails). When you piss, dip the soap in it in order to fuck it up. After the test the result will show up as failed due bad PH values and you will be forced to remake the test. It might buy you a few days time. This method is actually cheaper than StayBlazed's as well as you are not wasting a bunch of money by drinking Vitamin water and eating beef jerky, but straightly taking Vitamin B and creatine pills.[/QUOTE]

Heres a crazy informative thread from decades past [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1109651[/url]

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;41238805]And how is your gut feeling, not based on any previous experience nor even theoretical knowledge of the methods used to pass drug tests, any better than "people (who have actually tried it) telling stores"? As the user above me says; you will pass if you do it correctly, even if you've smoked heavily every day leading up to the test. And as he also pointed out you need to take the creatine before the test and not just on the same day, since they test for creatinine, a metabolite of creatine which is produced after a day or two. I'll quote my old method, tested and proven, which draws from many other successful guides and (hopefully) serves to provide a more in-depth understanding on how it works and how the testing procedure is done.[/QUOTE] i'm not saying the idea won't work. my advice is simply more "better safe than sorry". probation is shit, and imo it's best to just get it over and done with without any complications or bullshit.

[QUOTE=Flon22;41238879]Heres a crazy informative thread from decades past [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1109651[/url][/QUOTE] I would read both guides from a critical point of view if I were OP to get a broader sense of things. But take note that StayBlazed (or FuckStephenHarp as his alt was during the time of posting that guide) speaks with far too much confidence on matters which he knows little about, and his guide is flawed and pretty inefficient in many aspects, as is the standard for "ghetto methods" lol. In other words, take what you read with a grain of salt and use personal analysis to get the most out of it.

[URL="http://www.gatorade.com/#home?s=prime"]Easy.[/URL] [editline]4th July 2013[/editline] Make sure not to get blue. Might have done that once.

You can get a whizinator for like 150 bucks and smoke all you want. Just gotta find someone with clean urine to supply you.

[QUOTE=Flon22;41238879]Heres a crazy informative thread from decades past [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1109651[/url][/QUOTE] THIS. I did this shit 3 times when I was on probation. I smoked the day before my final test and still passed and got off probation. these guys are bullshitting when they say there's no way to pass tests.

My friend gets drug tested every Wednesday, and smokes every day from Wednesday evening through Saturday. He keeps himself hydrated and passes all of his tests.

[QUOTE=soupman345-2;41333464]THIS. I did this shit 3 times when I was on probation. I smoked the day before my final test and still passed and got off probation. these guys are bullshitting when they say there's no way to pass tests.[/QUOTE] They're not saying you can't pass a test, it's just stupid to risk so much just for getting high. Jail, prison and drug charges all look bad on applications, it's just not worth getting caught or even risking it.

[QUOTE=PederPauline;36246992]Thought maybe I should share this. Really in-depth guide to passing a THC drug test written by a doctor of pharmacy. [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2qbwr4k.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=zach1193;41347955]They're not saying you can't pass a test, it's just stupid to risk so much just for getting high. Jail, prison and drug charges all look bad on applications, it's just not worth getting caught or even risking it.[/QUOTE] Finally someone else that agrees with me. It's just not worth the risk.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;41353119]Finally someone else that agrees with me. It's just not worth the risk.[/QUOTE] Getting high just ain't everything, sure I use it as medicine, and I am more comfortable with weed on hand, but it's not worth everything, my freedom. Also just don't be a retard and get caught in the first place.