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you are a duck called dimitri. you have a mustache and a suit and live in your own private lake.
[img]http://gyazo.com/9576c9d804f149e31229907c055e9305.png[/img]
your dream is to go to las vegas. but you are a duck and it's a shitload of miles away, so you will most likely get ran over by a truck or eaten by a coyote on your way to las vegas.
this is the map:
[img]http://gyazo.com/8235973cad22e1b31185c29d4183b963.png[/img]
you decide what to do.
Fresh meat..
> Make rock roller skates and skate to the lakeland's closeist river since it's most likely to include a duck night club.
>Show off roller skates at whatever club or riot found at lakeland
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[img]http://gyazo.com/1ae61247bff9c0942fc788f2e24e1bf6.png[/img]
you blowtorch the rock until it becomes a rollerskate.
[img]http://gyazo.com/01b0eb4b0bdc95a0de56e542cf02b0c0.png[/img]
you are very pleased with the outcome.
[img]http://gyazo.com/3497cc78ce5e5e35affd25850c8b8310.png[/img]
you go to lake land and end up finding a duck strip club.
[img]http://gyazo.com/af62fdb2376cee594ca812d13a2d5e19.png[/img]
damn. that duck's hot.
[img]http://gyazo.com/39e4683787b25786ece53e881da4ee86.png[/img]
you show off your rock rollerskates carved from pure rock.
[img]http://gyazo.com/509018e918d6d3dd3860d4a005a75773.png[/img]
she loves it.
[editline]25th July 2011[/editline]
say >map to show where you are
[img]http://gyazo.com/b06a1cde43cf6a01dc382576a526ef59.png[/img]
you do her like the ducklina she is. but then something happens
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a pumped duck who claims to be her husband bursts in the room. and boy, he's pissed off.
[editline]25th July 2011[/editline]
what do you do now?
> Tell him you were merely giving her a biology lesson on the male anatomy.
> Ask him to join
[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;31334040]> Tell him you were merely giving her a biology lesson on the male anatomy.[/QUOTE]
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you explain him, carefully and in a polite way how you meant no harm towards his wife.
[img]http://gyazo.com/460343a4cfb2a889eaeaa9e756e1353e.png[/img]
he didn't buy it.
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he punches you through the window and you are sent flying outside.
[img]http://gyazo.com/a06d3cbc80a065536b357f5ae2ec2c93.png[/img]
what now?
Torch the place while heroic-ly rescuing the couple, regaining their respect.
[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;31334417]Torch the place while heroic-ly rescuing the couple, regaining their respect.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/8d58c73f17bc2c3fdfe639ccd82dd62e.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/4d298a505ef611b7ce4ee0d57eb93400.png[/img]
you light up a small fire with a torch.
[img]http://gyazo.com/b739d9224173937fa306c02300919789.png[/img]
you enter the night club in a very dramatic and heroic way.
[img]http://gyazo.com/cd250c69f36bfb287027b6c338525d0b.png[/img]
you find the couple in a room. they don't seem too pleased to see you.
[img]http://gyazo.com/692eb2494fb7b38845028f087b964468.png[/img]
but after carrying them both away with your bare hands. they are very pleased with what you did.
[img]http://gyazo.com/4094593cb49f11a7efd98957b813ccd5.png[/img]
only problem is that you're sent to jail for destroying private property, leaving 7 injured and 1 dead.
[editline]25th July 2011[/editline]
what now?
Start a shifty smuggling operation with the kindly "big" black duck.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;31336195]Start a shifty smuggling operation with the kindly "big" black duck.[/QUOTE]
which he smuggles you out through his anus?
what sort of illegal thing should they smuggle? if you don't specify it, i'll simply say the smuggle outdated yogurt inside the prison.
smuggle a plastic explosive in - which you use to escape
[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;31337456]smuggle a plastic explosive in - which you use to escape[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/e1138a1445574f1b56196fad0743dff6.png[/img]
the explosive goes from hand to hand until it finally meets your cellmate's wings.
[img]http://gyazo.com/9cd63b6664482502da1586f01b8e4950.png[/img]
your black friend's worked with these sorts of things before. he gets the bomb rigged in no time.
[img]http://gyazo.com/875a5cba09498c8208ce6454b8466d6a.png[/img]
he dies though. the mushroom cloud rises 700 m up in the air and it ends up killing most of the people in the prison. but not you, because you're the protagonist.
[img]http://gyazo.com/424b1c487610de77a98e93421a2895af.png[/img]
those who survived and tried to escape ended up getting caught since they were hurt from the explosion. but not you, because you have ROLLERSKATES.
[img]http://gyazo.com/d1912b2d33c1a4fe84eeebafb1957f86.png[/img]
but you end up face to face with a pig.
what do you do?
Skate around him and take your reign to the middle of nowhere. He can't keep up.
tell him some fun facts about menter
[QUOTE=Aurora93;31338265]tell him some fun facts about menter[/QUOTE]
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you tell him fun facts about menter.
[img]http://gyazo.com/9bc3301742942284ca9df40c0f3d92e2.png[/img]
needless to say, he is pleased.
[img]http://gyazo.com/2f85cb3da44c3030cf46e41f71877a02.png[/img]
he's actually in a pure awe state. you skate right past him.
[img]http://gyazo.com/373dfb0c4a83e1edf1c5e4bae5c6d1be.png[/img]
good job. you're in the middle of nowhere.
Go inside the old home.
wait wtf did dimitri the duck say about menter
Die in the hot desert sun.
[QUOTE=Firegod522;31338681]Go inside the old home.[/QUOTE]
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you go inside the old home.
[editline]26th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aurora93;31338760]wait wtf did dimitri the duck say about menter[/QUOTE]
i don't know man i don't speak duck
Go upstairs and take a huge shit in the toilet.
Take a nap on the couch.
[QUOTE=Legend286;31338865]Go upstairs and take a huge shit in the toilet.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;31338899]Take a nap on the couch.[/QUOTE]
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you go upstairs to the bathroom.
[img]http://gyazo.com/fac55513c149b6a9de25c9825fde6d59.png[/img]
looks like a great place to unload.
[img]http://gyazo.com/e0f6198a26378c7e5e7f2b8039e08817.png[/img]
your cloaca was about to throw up when suddenly you realize you forgot something very important.
[img]http://gyazo.com/5994d240cb6546c61eb1b8073e87fc11.png[/img]
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way better.
[img]http://gyazo.com/dfa8e6a454ae900a3b5b99a64d457b0a.png[/img]
the couch smells like a dead rabbit but you're so tired from everything that happened in the couple last hours that you end up sleeping on it.
what now?
Take a look at the painting on the wall.
Wake up the next morning and go outside and Tell the sun you do not like it's face
Alternate:
Ask the sun for directions
[QUOTE=Minelayer;31339188]
Ask the sun for directions[/QUOTE]
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you ask suns for directions.
[img]http://gyazo.com/1811cc9a0f65c4480ae726703254c22a.png[/img]
...and you fry your retinas.
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you go momentarily blind, and as soon as you open your eyes, you see a figure.
[img]http://gyazo.com/d1b1879294018edf77b18bbcf48fe3c8.png[/img]
[img]http://gyazo.com/8c9a7b37600d8eff688a485ea5ae154c.png[/img]
sand people.
[editline]26th July 2011[/editline]
what now?
Grab some cactus and fight off the sand people.
Or
Claim to be their god with your mustache.
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