Postal worker arrested after delivering mail naked - Polidicks

[release] WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. — A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn't a good idea. A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office in Whitefish Bay to make her laugh. The report says that on Dec. 4 he brought the mail wearing only a smile. The mail carrier was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior several days later. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel says the man admitted delivering the mail naked was a stupid thing to do. Read more: [URL]http://www.kentucky.com/2010/12/14/1566468/postal-worker-arrested-after-delivering.html#ixzz18DYiTacl[/URL] [/release]

This is why you don't think with your dick.

Was it a dick in a box?

Postal worker, not surprised.

That night... [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2071733374_f49e0d6162.jpg?v=0[/img] [B]HE WAS IN THE NIP![/B]

Looks like they didn't approve of his package.

[QUOTE]A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. [/QUOTE] Rated heart for that. What a badass.

I'd have kept my pants on.

I guess the postal worker should have [i]wrapped[/i] his [i]package[/i] for delivery.

can't we focus on arresting people for things that actually matter?

I think I saw a porn that started out like this.

Hopefully this new way of going postal will NOT catch up

Looks like they returned him to sender.

Seems like the guy didn't handle his package with care.

Are Postal Workers like Postal Dude in Postal series?

[QUOTE=Colliseemoe;26716590]Rated heart for that. What a badass.[/QUOTE] by badass do you mean fucking retard [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=TheNuB;26719634]Are Postal Workers like Postal Dude in Postal series?[/QUOTE] no

Ohh shit, too much Postal 2 for me, the mail man as in postal... shit i suck. Rate me dumb on above post

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There are some things you just don't want to see coming in the mail.

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;26722756]There are some things you just don't want to see [b]cumming[/b] in the mail.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

Hotmail

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Dick in an envelope? That won't cheer the woman up for sure.

She has to sign for large packages, which she evidently did not.

If it was UPS his dick would have arrived all smashed up

"probably" wasn't a good idea.. like they're unsure of it or something.

I'd kill the mail carrier if I saw that coming up to my door.

Pics please?

Sometimes you just have to go postal