So my friend invited me over to play video games, I thought oh sure whatever. He goes to the bathroom and I wonder what more games he has. I look inside his drawers and there I see a drawing of a person being hanged. He came back from the bathroom and saw me with the paper, and flipped out. He is whispering shit in his room and I'm genuinely freaked out. What do?
Kill him first.
Make a facepunch thread about it.
Hang yourself.
Go home.
He might have depression issues.
Engage him in mortal combat.
send him to fast threads
show him fast threads
sit on his face until he learns
Call the ghostbusters.
[QUOTE=Scope0;25815133]show him fast threads[/QUOTE]
i would but he locked his door
rub bengay on your balls
Stop being 12.
Show him the Creativity Corner, he might be quite the artist.
I'm serious about the depression issues, by the way. Does he have any parents or guardians you could call? It's better to be safe than sorry. E.G. better to call and be embarrassed about him masturbating while locked in his room instead of him committing suicide
Post his drawing
Show his parents.
Buy him Railworks 2 and all DLCs, that's sure to set his mind off violent video games.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25815195]I'm serious about the depression issues, by the way. Does he have any parents or guardians you could call? It's better to be safe than sorry.[/QUOTE]
his mom and dad are away
Does he have lego? Go play with some fucking lego.
Preemptive strike.
How are you posting?
[QUOTE=FHamster;25815242]How are you posting?[/QUOTE]
duh laptop
Have you seen any signs of depression in him? It's just a drawing, but if he's acting strange from you finding it, it might be something serious. And if it's not; no harm really done, but still.
distract him with bubblewrap
Strip naked and have raunchy anal sex with him.
[QUOTE=Coffee;25815281]Strip naked and have raunchy anal sex with him.[/QUOTE]
This man has a valid point
[QUOTE=Ehm;25815218]his mom and dad are away[/QUOTE]
Look for his parents cellphone number.
By having sex with him, you'll guilt-force him into an everlasting bond with you.
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