Warning: May Induce Vomiting - General

The day began like any other: I woke up, got dressed, and went to school. As the bell for lunch rang, I stood up from my math class, and walked towards the cafeteria, only to be greeted by a student with a loud speaker, screaming in my direction: "Chocolate milk drinking contest! Three participants needed!" What was this? A chocolate milk drinking contest? An event dedicated to my favourite past time? I was in. Seeing that the contest was about to start, I rose from my seat in the middle of the cafeteria, and walked towards the front, with thousands of pairs of eyes upon me. I ascended the steps of the stage, and took my place at the center of the table which lay before me. Gazing at the tabletop, I saw the drink in question, and knew that I had this contest in the bag. It was a 250ml box of chocolate milk, and I was certain that it would quickly succumb to my unrivaled milk appetite. Two more contestants took their places alongside me, and the contest began. Little more than three seconds in, I placed the box back atop the table, and declared my victory for all to hear! But what was this? There was more? From behind the curtain, the contest's host pulled not one, but two boxes of 2L soy milk. Soy milk! Of all the blasphemies against dairy, this was by far the greatest. I wanted the title my winning would bestow upon me however, so I opened the box and began to drink. By this point, the other two contestants had caught up, and we were all fighting to vanquish the beast we held between our hands. I drank, and I continued to drink, but no matter how wide I opened my esophagus, or how many gulps I took, this vile fluid continued to pour forth from it, with no clear end in sight. After consuming roughly seven eights of the first container, I knew something was wrong. I felt something growing within me, trying to escape. To the shock of the thousands of students in the crowd, I leaned over, and shot forth from my stomach all that I had consumed in the past day: later recounts claim that entire french fries seemed to pop forth from my insides, quickly disappearing out of sight. Unmoved by this rapid change of events, I vowed to finish what I started, and so I picked up the box, and continued to drink. The mere sight of this was more than my rivals could handle, and so they soon shared my fate, covering the ground beneath of with more of this disgusting beverage. They too continued to drink, and it wasn't long before our calamity struck again, but once more, we were unaffected, determined to prove our worth over our competition. To the sound of screaming classmates, I continued to drink, and I continued to vomit, and soon enough, I saw that there was no more milk to drink, and I had reigned victorious over my soybean foe. I glanced upwards to survey the room before me, and I saw chaos. The sight of three people vomiting in quick succession, combined with the fact that the audience too was consuming their own lunches, brought upon what I can only describe as a warzone. Everywhere I looked, people were vomiting, and no one seemed to be doing anything about it. Unconcerned with the state of my peers, I stood from my seat, and turned towards the student in charge, asking one simple question: "So, what do I win?" With a clear sneer he replied, removing from his bag, a 250ml box of chocolate milk. Needless to say, I expect the entire ordeal to appear on Youtube within hours. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is not a thread for general discussion" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Utt ?

Damn straight it made me puke. Ew, chocolate milk :(

So you drank chocolate milk and threw up. Good job?

[QUOTE=TLU_Price;21330672]Utt ?[/QUOTE] Nah, a highschool in Ontario. Edit: Rate me dumb!

holy shit this is funny as hell. But why did you keep drinking for Christ sake? It was a fucking MILK drinking contest.

Awesome.

Clever.

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;21330725]holy shit this is funny as hell. But why did you keep drinking for Christ sake? It was a fucking MILK drinking contest.[/QUOTE] I take my milk seriously.

[QUOTE=Shanethe13;21330735]I take my milk seriously.[/QUOTE] you can have mine

What the?

Youre a fucking beast.

[QUOTE=Shanethe13;21330717]Nah, a highschool on Ontario.[/QUOTE] [b]UTT [/b]= [b]U[/b]n-descriptive [b]T[/b]hread [b]T[/b]itle

[QUOTE=Shanethe13;21330717]Nah, a highschool on Ontario.[/QUOTE] -snip- :argh: ninja'd

I have no words for this.

[QUOTE=whatnow V2;21330763][b]UTT [/b]= [b]U[/b]n-descriptive [b]T[/b]hread [b]T[/b]itle[/QUOTE] Really? I thought it just about summed up the content.

It's descriptive considering it describes the events that happened during the day - the competition may have induced vomiting, so might the story. It's schoolpunch in any case.

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;21330725]holy shit this is funny as hell. But why did you keep drinking for Christ sake? It was a fucking MILK drinking contest.[/QUOTE] He wanted to win of course :P

OP will likely be banned for UTT. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Predicting moderation" - Hexxeh))[/highlight]

I'd like to see this video just so we can get it so popular your social standing plummets.

OP is a milk drinking badass. Nobody tells you when you've had enough milk. Not even your own gag reflex.

[QUOTE=markg06;21331025]I'd like to see this video just so we can get it so popular your social standing plummets.[/QUOTE] If I hear anything about a video of it appearing, I'll be sure to post it.

this man deserves a medal.

lack of ms paint pictures disturb me...

I have to say your writing style is refreshing. Its humorous but brief, and to the point. :golfclap:

[QUOTE=Furnost;21330697]Damn straight it made me puke. Ew, chocolate milk :([/QUOTE] Did you even read? It was soy milk.

[QUOTE=StormHammer;21331205]I have to say your writing style is refreshing. Its humorous but brief, and to the point. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] Why thank you.

I don't know how to explain the type of writing but they way you over use adjectives and shit annoys me.

[QUOTE=TippZ;21331186]lack of ms paint pictures disturb me...[/QUOTE] This is truth.

[QUOTE=Mikhail;21331222]Did you even read? It was soy milk.[/QUOTE] Apparently you didn't read. [quote=OP]It was a 250ml box of chocolate milk, and I was certain that it would quickly succumb to my unrivaled milk appetite.[/quote]