Alright, I know I'm pretty new here and don't post a lot but I thought I would share my Shroom experience with you guys maybe somebody doesn't know to try it or something. I'm going to start this with how I got them: Once upon a time, I went to school one morning and asked some fellow friends how the weekend was and they let me in on a little secret about a little patch of Magic Mushrooms growing at the school. I was sceptical and didn't really believe them, so during Interval they led me along to some trees and pointed to a cluster of golden Mushrooms. I took one home and looked it up on Shroomery. I have these fuckers: [url]http://www.shroomery.org/8785/oldimages-18393-21865-jpg[/url] growing in my school! Even though they are real Mushrooms, the strain probably wasn't active or whatever. The next day my friend and I who do all out drugs together went and harvested as many of the lil' dudes that we could find. Some dicks near us saw us foraging and came over, discovering them and gutting the whole patch. I managed to grab 16 of them. Their caps ranging from .5cm - 2.5cm. I took them home and dried them out on my windowsill. My friend took his 15 of similar size on Wednesday and I was with him the whole time. It looked fucking amazing. I decided to take all of them the next day before school. Here Is my report -
I had tried one the day before and they tasted like ass, so I decided to munch them down in some Chocolate-Ship Scones. So Tasty. I ingested them at around 8:40.
+5 Minutes after ingestion some friends and I passed around a Joint and I got a little bit high.
+30 Minutes after ingestion, I started feeling nice Euphoria, and was finding it harder to concentrate, no hallucinations yet.
+40 Minutes after Ingestion, I could not concentrate what-so ever so I decided to head upstairs from Materials technology instead of cutting my fingers off.
+45 minutes after ingestion, everything was hilarious, I couldn't concentrate on anything at all. I was always feeling the urge to get up and move around. There was very strong Euphoria and and things were starting to breath and warp a tad.
+60 minutes after ingestion, I was crying of laughter at my friends jokes. My nose was running a bit and I was compelled to wipe it a lot. We had the awesome idea to try and stick a razor blade into the ceiling tiles, so we all took turns throwing it up. Nobody was hurt but in hindsight, not the best idea. More warping, I could see dots in the corners of my eyes and the walls were breathing when I wasn't concentrating on them.
+75 minutes after ingestion It was time for assembly. We all filed out of class, everything was fine. The euphoria was increasing still and I still hadn't plateaued yet. I lined up to go into assembly and saw all of my Deans and my Principal. My pupils were so dilated, I looked like a goldfish. I was starting to get worried that they might notice, nothing too serious though.
+80 Minutes after ingestions, things had taken a turn for the worst, I was in my assembly near the top and my Principal was giving a talk about Drugs (ironic I know). I couldn't understand what he was saying. From the corners of my eyes in everything was going black. I was like falling asleep then coming to really hard and was using all my will to look at the stage and act normal. I was getting really hot, I started sweating, I was starting to regret taking the Shrooms. It seemed like I was obviously under the influence of something and that all the teachers were watching me. Time was also going really slowly. I was plateaued my Shroom trip in front of my Principal, great.
+95 minutes after ingestion, assembly was over. The blackness in my eyes was receding, I stopped sweating and everything brightened up. My Euphoria returned, everything was funny again and I was in an elevated mood.
+120 minutes after ingestion, the Euphoria and Warping/Breathing Hallucinations are slowly decreasing. I still have a hard time concentrating on things and am in a very good mood. My environment is good and I'm really enjoying my Trip.
+240 minutes after ingestion, Euphoria and Hallucinations still slowly decreasing and are almost gone. I haven't got my concentration back yet and am still in an elevated mood.
+330 minutes after ingestion. All Hallucinations have stopped but one. When I looked at the carpet in my Maths class it had a geometric pattern and some of it looked like stairs. When I looked at it, the grey geometric shapes seem to raise up and down, and different ones would follow. Still no concentration.
My trip lasted roughly 6 hours and was by far one of the best experiences of my life. Shrooming has seemed to die down with the other people in my year and my friend and I picked some more today, next time I hope to have a more spiritual trip. I don't have a pair of scales so I don't know how many grams I consumed, keep in mind I'm one scrawny fucker, so it didn't take much. I definitely recommend it to anyone wanting to try Shrooms. Though you must do your research on the Mushrooms you find, don't just eat random shit on the ground!
tl;dr: I love Shrooms.
Goodnight.
Sounds awesome!
That's awesome man. Nice way to introduce yourself to the forums too. Hope to see more trip reports from ya.
Sounds great, but please don't take shrooms at school again.
You have shrooms growing at your school. Even as a non-drug user, I reckon that is fucking badass.
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