Fill in the blank - General

I am going to make part of a story and you will fill in the blanks. I will then try to read them all and choose the best one as the winner. Let's begin. As I was walking home from _____, I noticed a large _____ in someone's _____. I got _____ and began running home. I tripped over a _____ and fell on a _____. I was _____. Some man ran out of his _____ to help me up. He then took a gander at my _____. He said I was a strong young _____. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and _____, I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my _____. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my _____. I then felt something _____ in my _____. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large _____. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her _____ and ran to the man while feeling her _____. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her _____. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her _____. The man _____. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look _____. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the _____. I heard a loud _____ and then I saw it. The _____ sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A _____ then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end. I know, it sucked, but I'm tired and will make more later. Just see what you can do with this. [B]Edit:[/B] My mistake. I will post there next time with a better one. Winner: Hendo (It had 4 'Funny' ratings.) I liked all of them.

Hey, fast threads are down there a bit. If you hit the OIFY you've gone too far.

I'm telling you, every last word is "penis".

I got a better idea ill shorten it as i was walking home a pedo felt me up and it started raining

What do we get if we win?

[QUOTE=whatnow V2;19853442]I got a better idea ill shorten it as i was walking home a pedo felt me up and it started raining[/QUOTE] Oh thank god I was so fucking lost

Wouldn't this go in Fast Threads?

As I was walking home from school, I noticed a large rock in someone's mouth. I got my rifle and began running home. I tripped over a toy car and fell on a real car. I was paralyzed. Some man ran out of his condo to help me up. He then took a gander at my jeans. He said I was a strong young frying pan. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and sweaty, I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my face. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my mouth. I then felt something wiggly in my mouth. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large finger. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her pistol and ran to the man while feeling her purse. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her weight. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her purse. The man spit on her. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look funny. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the comedy. I heard a loud cry and then I saw it. The light sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A raindrop then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end.

As I was walking home from [B]work[/B], I noticed a large [B]penis[/B] in someone's [B]ass[/B]. I got [B]horny[/B] and began running home. I tripped over a [B]rock[/B] and fell on a [B]vagina[/B]. I was [B]horny[/B]. Some man ran out of his [B]house[/B] to help me up. He then took a gander at my [B]penis[/B]. He said I was a strong young [B]boy[/B]. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and [B]horny[/B], I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my [B]pants[/B]. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my [B]dick[/B]. I then felt something [B]hard[/B] in my [B]ass[/B]. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large [B]dick[/B]. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her [B]gun[/B] and ran to the man while feeling her [B]tits[/B]. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her [B]vagina[/B]. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her [B]pants[/B]. The man [B]came[/B]. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look [B]good[/B]. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the [B]sex[/B]. I heard a loud [B]scream[/B] and then I saw it. The [B]blue[/B] sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A [B]penis[/B] then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end. yeah..... im really bored

Ok fill in the blank. This thread is ______.

Someone really needs to make an actual Fast Threads fill in the blank game.

[QUOTE=wlitsots;19853620]Ok fill in the blank. This thread is ______.[/QUOTE] This thread is :downs:.

As I was walking home from [b]the nearest saferoom[/b], I noticed a large [b]Boomer[/b] in someone's [b]Garden[/b]. I got [b]puked on[/b] and began running home. I tripped over a [b]smoker's tongue[/b] and fell on a [b]Jockey[/b]. I was [b]incapacitated[/b]. Some man ran out of his [b]Saferoom[/b] to help me up. He then took a gander at my [b]wounds[/b]. He said I was a strong young [b]survivor[/b]. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and [b]surprised[/b], I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my [b]healthkit[/b]. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my [b]Healthkit[/b]. I then felt something [b]root around[/b] in my [b]pants[/b]. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large [b]tongue[/b]. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her [b]shotgun[/b] and ran to the man while feeling her [b]gun go off[/b]. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her [b]shooting skills[/b]. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her [b]katana[/b]. The man [b]Yelped[/b]. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look [b]horrifying[/b]. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the [b]infected team[/b]. I heard a loud [b]scream[/b] and then I saw it. The sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A [b]charger[/b] then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end.

As I was walking home from a party, I noticed a large Bataring in someone's face. I got scared and began running home. I tripped over a bat-grenadeand fell on a turd I was stinky. Some man ran out of his Batmobile to help me up. He then took a gander at my scars. He said I was a strong young joker. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and aroused, I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my scars. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my scars. I then felt something sharp in my anus. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large knife. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her shotgun and ran to the man while feeling her scars. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her shotgun. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her face. The man shit. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look tasty. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the bludgeoning. I heard a loud 'THWACK' and then I saw it. The blue sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A Batman then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end.

[QUOTE=wlitsots;19853620]Ok fill in the blank. This thread is ______.[/QUOTE] GREaTTT

As I was walking home from PENIS, I noticed a large PENIS in someone's PENIS. I got PENIS and began running home. I tripped over a PENIS and fell on a PENIS. I was PENIS. Some man ran out of his PENIS to help me up. He then took a gander at my PENIS. He said I was a strong young PENIS. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and PENIS, I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my PENIS. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my PENIS. I then felt something PENIS in my PENIS. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large PENIS. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her PENIS and ran to the man while feeling her PENIS. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her PENIS. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her PENIS. The man PENIS. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look PENIS. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the PENIS. I heard a loud PENIS and then I saw it. The PENIS sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A PENIS then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end.

As I was walking home from school, I noticed a large pen in someone's shoe. I got sick and began running home. I tripped over a girl and fell on a rock. I was worried. Some man ran out of his wife to help me up. He then took a gander at my Ground. He said I was a strong young kid. He then started to crouch down while making odd faces at me. Scared and worried, I tried to step back and run away but he stopped me by pulling on my pants. I was shocked. Looking around for an escape. No one was there. Only the man touching my penis. I then felt something weird in my bum hole. I enjoyed the good feeling. I did not know why the man was doing this, but he sure had a large pen. My mother then drove by and saw what the man was doing to me. She then stopped and jumped out of the car with her shotgun and ran to the man while feeling her son. The man pushed me, starting to run away. But the man was no match for my fast mother and her shotgun. She knocked him over, jumping on to his chest while unzipping her jacket. The man Name. The man did not enjoy what the my mother was doing to him, but it sure did look cool. The cops had arrived and decided to join in on the fun. I heard a loud song and then I saw it. The nice sky turned a dark and cloudy grey. A football then fell out of the sky and crushed everyone. The end.