• A retarded girl wants to date my friend.
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So yeah, As the title says, a retarded girl wants to date my friend. I will tell this from the beginning of the year, now i don't know what type of mental disability she has, but i dont think its complete mental retardation, but its close. I came to school and saw one of my really good friends, who i walked up and started talking too. The retarded girl ( will name kitty for anonymous reasons) speaks in the highest pitch voice you will ever see, shes a positive person, but a bit stalker-creeper ish. She yells in her nasally voice "WEEELLLL ARENT YOU GOIINGGG TO INTRODUUCE MEEE?!?" and I told her my name and said nice to meet you, to be polite. Fast forward two days, we got situated in school, and picked a lunch table to eat at. Suddenly, out of no where comes kitty. She immediately starts talking to me, and I don't want to be rude, so i reply back, etc, even though i don't really have an interest of talking to her. I got up to go to the bathroom and she followed me to the door, and waited for me.. For the next month ,she sat at our table, and began recruiting other mentally challenged individuals to sit with us, and it got quite awkward. They dominated a large section of the area, and we had to move and try to avoid them so they could get the hint that we really don't want to talk with them. After that I began phase two of my operation. Avoiding kitty. The next couple of weeks went by in a blur, whenever I saw her, I would hide behind the obese kids near me, and wait tills he gets off the prowl for me. Then, She got introduced to my friend, (i will call him gimp for anonymous reasons). Gimp was polite to her, and talked to her a bit at lunch, just to make conversation so she didn't feel awkward. My other friend, who is funny, but a complete dick sometimes, decided to tell her that he has a crush on kitty, and gave kitty gimp's phone number. She kept calling. Finally one day, gimp flipped out and told her he had a girlfriend, if he didn't, he would go gay, and that he changed his number. That eliminated him from her sights. Now, we get to the serious part. Caleb (also fake for anonymous reasons). Caleb, a normal guy, plays football as a freshman, isn't too big, but not small or scrawny, sits at our table too. For some reason, kitty decided to move her target sight onto him, and him only. She talked to him, and made weird jokes to him, and today, she gave him a note that said "Dear caleb, you are my best friend in the whole world, i really like you, you are cute and HOT!!" - scrawled in an indecent handwriting, he asked me "Dude, what the FUCK am i supposed to do? I don't want to reject her because shes mentally challenged and thats rude, but I do NOT want her. at all. ever. " We laughed about it, and the dick friend, went up to her and told him that caleb has a boyfriend, and she says "WHATT!?!?!?!?!?!! WELL HE BETTER BE JOKING, UNLESS ITS ABOUT ME!!" in her high pitched voice. Now my friends make jokes to him that he picks up all the ladies :smug:
How dare him, having standards.
Why did you call the first two silly names for "anonymous reasons" but not Caleb?
Don't let her, she'll make his kids retards too. [B]This post sponsored by Eugenics+[/B]
Picture of the girl please
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;25135359]Why did you call the first two silly names for "anonymous reasons" but not Caleb?[/QUOTE] Oh, Caleb is an anonymous name, just forgot to include it. Tankz for reminding me. [editline]03:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jonathan94;25135370]Picture of the girl please[/QUOTE] I will not do that, thats degrading to her. I don't want to be a complete douche bag to her.
I don't understand the fake names, if we don't know you in real life, then we won't know who you are talking about, and if we did know you in real life, the names probably wouldn't matter.
you're just jealous she doesn't like you
If she's hot but just mentally retarded (like the average blonde) go for it Otherwise sit back and enjoy the show.
this is my nightmare
How retarded is she tho? Why isnt she going to a "special kids" school where all of mentally challenged kids go to because they need studying help or something.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25135420]I don't understand the fake names, if we don't know you in real life, then we won't know who you are talking about, and if we did know you in real life, the names probably wouldn't matter.[/QUOTE] I know one of them browses facepunch. So.. yeah.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/813456/kitty-300x160.jpg[/img] Kitty......
And you care because?
[QUOTE=Septimas;25135453]I know one of them browses facepunch. So.. yeah.[/QUOTE] I bet he'll rage when he reads this.
[QUOTE=Septimas;25135387]Oh, Caleb is an anonymous name, just forgot to include it. Tankz for reminding me. [editline]03:54PM[/editline] I will not do that, thats degrading to her. I don't want to be a complete douche bag to her.[/QUOTE] You tell people shes retarded and talk a toilet-load of shit. But "i don't want to be a douchebag to her" lol
I always get put next to the mentally challenged kid in class.. It really sucks.
[QUOTE=Caulo32;25135496]You tell people shes retarded and talk a toilet-load of shit. But "i don't want to be a douchebag to her" lol[/QUOTE] Everything i said is completely true. She literally prowls for us, And follows us to class, and continuously talks if no one is even paying attention.
She doesn't sound retarded from what your story says. [B] Just really, really fucking annoying.[/B]
Why don't you get to know these people OP? you're making yourself sound kinda cocky.
well, if he does date her, and get her pregnant he'd better get the coat hanger ready
[QUOTE=Level7;25135600]Why don't you get to know these people OP? you're making yourself sound kinda cocky.[/QUOTE] clearly he's 2cool4retards
Pics.
[QUOTE=Septimas;25135327]The next couple of weeks went by in a blur, whenever I saw her, I would hide behind the obese kids near me[/QUOTE] Should be used in Assasin's Creed 3 crowd mechanics. Seriosly, I know it might be a bit harsh, but I suggest just reject her.
I've seen two of these type of thread makers. And two of the makers were 12 year olds admittingly. (Sock on cock, cum on mum etc) I don't believe this stupid threads anymore.
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[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25135527]She doesn't sound retarded from what your story says. [B] Just really, really fucking annoying.[/B][/QUOTE] I have to agree with this guy.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25135507]I always get put next to the mentally challenged kid in class.. It really sucks.[/QUOTE] Wonder why...nah just kidding
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;25135643]well, if he does date her, and get her pregnant he'd better get the coat hanger ready[/QUOTE] or a quick falcon punch?
[QUOTE=Deadwalk;25136092]or a quick falcon punch?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/ThEbRoWnOnE18/abortion.jpg[/IMG] Cracks me up every time.
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