Japanese man steals 200 bicycle seats to smell ‘women’s scent’
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Kanagawa Prefectural Police arrested a man on Saturday who stole 200 bicycle seats so that he could “enjoy” the “lingering odor of women”. The 35-year-old sexual deviant named Joji Kondo, a resident of Yokohama, stole female bicycle saddles before he was taken into custody by the police on charges of theft.
Apparently, the suspect began stealing bicycle seats starting in January of last year. The Yamate Police Station noted 24 complaints of bicycle seats being filed. “I like saddles that women ride,” Kondo was quoted as saying by the police. “I like the smell and texture of leather saddles, which I lick and smell,” he reportedly admitted. It was on Thursday that Kondo was alleged to have stolen three bicycle seats, from inside the parking garage of an apartment building in Naka Ward.
This was the act that was recorded by a security camera and eventually led the police officers to the capture of the suspect. When Kondo was confronted by the prefectural police as he was about to enter his residence also in Naka Ward, he was carrying three women’s bicycle seats inside a plastic bag. A search of his household revealed the other 197 saddles. Kondo was particularly boastful to police of his ability to distinguish one seat owner from another. “I sniff the lingering odor of women,” the suspect added, alluding to the fact that he primarily stole leather seats as they carried the scent better.[/QUOTE]
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Slightly odd, but there must be legal ways to indulge that fetish.
Japan raising the bar yet again.
sugoi
[I]Stay classy [/I]™, Japanese.
I love this guys dedication.
Being a police there you must be facepalming so often seeing the crap like this.
That's... really fucking creepy.
[QUOTE=SataniX;41989548]Slightly odd, but there must be legal ways to indulge that fetish.[/QUOTE]
Buy the bike seats from the women? Japan has used panty vending machines so I wouldn't be surprised if an industry sprung up.
Japan is home to some of the most brilliant minds of the century.
It's also home to some of the creepiest fucks of the century, too.
[QUOTE=Flazer210;41989657]Japan is home to some of the most brilliant minds of the century.
It's also home to some of the creepiest fucks of the century, too.[/QUOTE]
Like every country.
[quote]Kondo was particularly boastful to police of his ability to distinguish one seat owner from another[/quote]
To give credit where credit is do, that is pretty impressive.
[QUOTE=Flazer210;41989657]Japan is home to some of the most brilliant minds of the century.
It's also home to some of the creepiest fucks of the century, too.[/QUOTE]
When you think about it, the japanese probably think most Americans are just like Jackass
I am gonna guess some of them are guy's bikes seats
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Guys cycle ladys bikes sometimes too
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I did for a few week once when mine broke
[QUOTE=SataniX;41989548]Slightly odd, but there must be legal ways to indulge that fetish.[/QUOTE]
There actually are. And some far, far [url=http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-scented-oil-on-sale-now-in-japan-in-case-you-were-wondering/]worse[/url] as well.
(“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale Now in Japan)
Didn't this happen before, like 2 years ago?
Only like, 3-7 year olds, rather than women.
Japan's really interesting when it comes to crimes committed over there. Especially what the perverts do.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;41989965]There actually are. And some far, far [url=http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-scented-oil-on-sale-now-in-japan-in-case-you-were-wondering/]worse[/url] as well.
(“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale Now in Japan)[/QUOTE]
fuck that shit's creepy
wasn't there a whole documentary on a few americans making love to inanimate objects? p. sure what this man is doing is not as creepy as dryhumping a fence and climaxing in your pants.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;41989919]Doesn't it just smell like ass?[/QUOTE]
A woman's ass :eng101:
japanese people have some weird kinks i tell you what
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;41989965]There actually are. And some far, far [url=http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-scented-oil-on-sale-now-in-japan-in-case-you-were-wondering/]worse[/url] as well.
(“The Smell of a Boy’s Anus” Scented Oil on Sale Now in Japan)[/QUOTE]
Rub area of interest with an alcohol swab, dissolve swab, put portions of solution though GC-MS/MS, run another portion though a polar column for seperation of individual components, run each extract though IR and NMR and bam! You've got the data to recreate the scent of someone's scrotum.
[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;41990677]Rub area of interest with an alcohol swab, dissolve swab, put portions of solution though GC-MS/MS, run another portion though a polar column for seperation of individual components, run each extract though IR and NMR and bam! You've got the data to recreate the scent of someone's scrotum.[/QUOTE]
It disturbs and fascinates me that you know this process.
Didn't they have "used underwear" vending machines or something like that?
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqol5Qvq_E]yep...[/url]
Wouldn't it be easier to just steal the actual bicycle itself, rather then prying off the seat? I mean, a pair of boltcutters would take care of most bike locks.
And the whole licking bicycle seats thing creeps me out.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;41991025]Didn't they have "used underwear" vending machines or something like that?
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqol5Qvq_E]yep...[/url][/QUOTE]
Yep. Mentioned an hour ago.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41989626]Buy the bike seats from the women? [B]Japan has used panty vending machines[/B] so I wouldn't be surprised if an industry sprung up.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=1Eevee1;41991070]Wouldn't it be easier to just steal the actual bicycle itself, rather then prying off the seat? I mean, a pair of boltcutters would take care of most bike locks.
And the whole licking bicycle seats thing creeps me out.[/QUOTE]
What's easier to hide: Allen key or bolt cutters? Bike seat or whole bike?
[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;41990677]Rub area of interest with an alcohol swab, dissolve swab, put portions of solution though GC-MS/MS, run another portion though a polar column for seperation of individual components, run each extract though IR and NMR and bam! You've got the data to recreate the scent of someone's scrotum.[/QUOTE]
they did this to a boy's anus???
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[QUOTE=Leestons;41991084]Yep. Mentioned an hour ago.
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What's easier to hide: Allen key or bolt cutters? Bike seat or whole bike?[/QUOTE]
iirc they've been banned for a while now, but you can still find some illegally-owned ones in out-of-the-way alleys or behind shady shops
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41991133]they did this to a boy's anus???
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If they had a research budget, but I'd hazard a guess they just bottled a low concentration of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspiration#Composition]urea, lactate and assorted other minerals[/url].
[editline]science![/editline]
And in looking up the composition of sweat, I learned something I didn't know [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor#Humans]we could do[/url].
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