Alternative to beer... - General

44 Days ago i got arrested for punching someone in the face who (believe me) deserved it. In the 200 man crowd only 2 friends of each other saw it was me and reported it to the police. Also i said i was at the snack bar and my friends could substantiate this... I was not condemned but the judge wanted me in prison, associated with risk of recurrence. Last wensday i got out jail, It sucked ass, but luckily the 45 days felt like a week or something and the dutch youth prison feels like a youth center where you have to stay for the night... 70% of the guys where Muslim. (long live Geert Wilders). Never get to jail, It is like the pit of society. good thing is that when I get acquitted by the trial I get €4000 ($5500). I feels good to be home again, I didn't have to wait for fallout nv and Cod bo and I never knew my bed was that nice after spending my nights on a rubber mattress. BUT I love a beer in the weekend (Or a vodka, whiskey or jenever) but if i get caught drinking beer I have to go back to jail! Of course i can drink when i am on vacation or out of town. But my question is, Does anyone know a good alternative to beer? Weed aint an option... I am joining the army soon so i quited smoking it because they test your piss for thc. Does anyone kno what is fun to do in the weekend instead of alcohol?

I hear jenkem is pretty good this time of year

Non-alcoholic beer! :downs:

[QUOTE=Legolas;26011279]Non-alcoholic beer! :downs:[/QUOTE] Revolting. Non-alcoholic beer tastes like shit.

fanta!

Nitrous Oxide.

C2h5oh

I would give up all the alcohol in the world if my local grocery store sold bawls.

You could just not do anything like me. :D

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;26011366]I would give up all the alcohol in the world if my local grocery store sold bawls.[/QUOTE] Just had one yesterday, bawls tastes pretty good. [IMG_thumb]http://www.bawls-gaming.nl/images/wallpapers/bawls_wallpaper54.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

Not drink beer? Seriously, are you an alcoholic or something?

[QUOTE=Conspiracy;26011308]Revolting. Non-alcoholic beer tastes like shit.[/QUOTE] It took my friend a week to get used to it and after that he said that real beer tastes like shit.

Just don't drink man. I'm not against drinking but in this position you'd be much better off obeying the spirit of the law and not the letter of it.

You can't have fun without alcohol? Well sucks to be you then.

Marijuana /thread

Weed. If I couldn't do beer I would do weed.

try this stuff [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/purple_drank.jpeg[/IMG][/URL]

Love, try getting a kitten.

death

Sounds like drinking is just a habit for you, you can do other stuff and still enjoy your weekend. Personally my weekend is defined by me putting on a special kind of pants.

Drink your milk son.

Build up a nice skag habit.

become a sex addict

just drink beer anyway if you go to prison (REAL prison) everyone will think you're at least 10x cooler

[QUOTE=Im Crimson;26011919]Sounds like drinking is just a habit for you, you can do other stuff and still enjoy your weekend. Personally my weekend is defined by me putting on a special kind of pants.[/QUOTE] this also weed

Beer

or you could do coke

[QUOTE=DAS SPIEL;26012064]or you could do coke[/QUOTE] then an hero from a overdose But yea coke IS good...

exactly then you can put coke in your Coke, so you can OD while you drank

[QUOTE=DAS SPIEL;26012100]exactly then you can put coke in your Coke, so you can OD while you drank[/QUOTE] Oh you ment the DRINK coke.... Ok wrong drug... I hear meth's a nice one... haven't tryed it myself....